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Fireal 07-29-2003 11:53 PM

35 reasons why men are happier then women
 
1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

JBird 07-29-2003 11:56 PM

33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.


am i wierd? because i have a swiss army knife on my desk from like 10 years ago, and i frequently use it to trim and get the guck out from underneath them. oOo:

Fireal 07-29-2003 11:57 PM

no

JBird 07-29-2003 11:57 PM

whew ! thanks for the reassurance freak:

Simo Häyhä 07-30-2003 12:20 AM

bahahahahaahaha!

hops! 07-30-2003 12:24 AM

lol that pretty good man.....i do the same thing with my swiss knife

Gonzo 07-30-2003 10:57 AM

hahaha did you come with that yourself?

Zoner 07-30-2003 12:04 PM

Ummm, no he didn't.

rdeyes 07-30-2003 12:35 PM

someone forgot the thing about BLEEDING .....

Vance 07-30-2003 12:46 PM

What? Do women bleed faster than men? biggrin:

07-30-2003 01:21 PM

This list has been out for awhile. I'm suprised some of havn't seen it by now.

cashwarsplaya 07-30-2003 07:22 PM

I like: "we know stuff about tanks"

Pyro 07-30-2003 07:33 PM

cool.

T.Hunter 07-30-2003 09:36 PM

36. we dont have to stick shit up our ass everymonth.

JBird 07-30-2003 09:40 PM

37. we dont have to squat to take a piss.


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