Offer to Calgarians to cum to Australia
 

CALGARY (CP) -- An Australian fertility clinic is offering men in Calgary a free, two-week vacation in Australia in exchange for their sperm.

The Reproductive Medicine Clinic in Albury, New South Wales, took a suggestion from a Calgarian of staff and placed an ad in the University of Calgary student newspaper. The clinic, which says there is a lack of donors in Austraila, wants men between ages 18 and 40.

In exchange for the all-expenses paid trip, donors must make a depoist every second day, attend two compulsory counselling sessions, submit to tests for HIV and hepatitis B and C, and be "mentally fit, healthy and able to pass a medical assessment.:

So far, 15 men have expressed interest.

Some of my buddies saw that in the paper here. They were thinking of doing it. I mean, how sweet would it be to go to australia and jack off in a cup every couple days?

Nice pun in the title by the way.

...bloody nora! ed: ...I can't see how that could be....if they just made an offer of a cash payment
for even 1/4 of what that would cost, they'd have a queue ten miles long of Aussie blokes, cok in hand,
pumpin' out the local home brew..!....think of the friggen gene-pool why wontchas... cry:

I'd do it...this way I can do what I love and get a trip out of it.

where do you really lose?

Jesus, im masturbating right now, and you are telling me i can go to austrailia for this?

...come now, don't blow your current situation for this, it's hands-on work and you have to bring it off.
A new start in a new country...it'll be hard to begin with...you'll need tissues and a copy of RAZZLE!
I beseech you, as a citizen of Australia...to a bunch of canuck wankers...don't do this to yourselves. calmdown:

[quote="Eight Ace":7a95e]...come now, don't blow your current situation for this, it's hands-on work and you have to bring it off.
A new start in a new country...it'll be hard to begin with...you'll need tissues and a copy of RAZZLE!
I beseech you, as a citizen of Australia...to a bunch of canuck wankers...don't do this to yourselves. calmdown:[/quote:7a95e]

I think i just crapped myself out of laughter. You should write a book ace.

...thanks KTOG, y'know, all I'm saying is we've each been given a load...and it's up to us not to blow it. freak:

ps: BEST sig.

why did they only extend their offer to Calgary? I mean, i make enough baby batter on a daily basis to fertilize south east asia.

Im on my way

Why is NSW looking all the way to Canada for potential donors? There's plenty of wankers in South Australia they can conscript rolleyes: