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Maplegyver 02-18-2004 04:32 PM
masturbation enhancement
 
durr i have this dick and i dunno what to do with it.
gerard pmd me with some tips but honesty sanpaper rips skin cuss:

ninty 02-18-2004 04:34 PM
lube

bukdez 02-18-2004 04:40 PM
sit on your hand until it 'falls asleep'... then go to it... feels like its someone elses hand.... aka "The Sleeper"....

Madmartagen 02-18-2004 04:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bukdez
sit on your hand until it 'falls asleep'... then go to it... feels like its someone elses hand.... aka "The Sleeper"....
happy:

Bullitt 02-18-2004 04:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bukdez
sit on your hand until it 'falls asleep'... then go to it... feels like its someone elses hand.... aka "The Sleeper"....
or you could do it the other way around and make it feel like your giving a stranger a handjob

SW-14 02-18-2004 04:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bukdez
sit on your hand until it 'falls asleep'... then go to it... feels like its someone elses hand.... aka "The Sleeper"....
rofl

Vance 02-18-2004 04:55 PM
But you can't control your hand when it's asleep... mwah:

Nyck 02-18-2004 04:56 PM
Re: masturbation enhancement
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by maple
durr i have this dick and i dunno what to do with it.
gerard pmd me with some tips but honesty sanpaper rips skin cuss:
Lube up an old Toilet Paper tube and go to town...do this while you look at your self flexing in the mirror ala Bateman

Miscguy 02-18-2004 05:12 PM
Hmmm.. less flames, and more serious replies than the "how do i get her horny" thread.


Why am i not suprized by this?

Pyro 02-18-2004 05:12 PM
Gerard and his sandpaper...he's a tuff man.

Fireal 02-18-2004 05:16 PM
I recomend a bananna peel placed in the microwave for 10 seconds as a good sensual experiance.

Maplegyver 02-18-2004 05:17 PM
well im sitting here with a joystick up my ass sitting on one hand and masturbating with a bannana...
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!11

Fireal 02-18-2004 05:20 PM
Try the banana, it works good.

Nyck 02-18-2004 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by DonJuan
Try the banana, it works good.
I prefer buttering bread...microwave for 20 seconds...stroke the bone

Unknown_Sniper 02-18-2004 05:32 PM
if ya'll can fit in a toilet paper rool you must be small oOo: as for this topic. well dude its called porn and lots of it. not pictures videos. especially of girls moaning and groaning ed:


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