weirdest dream ever
 

what is the most fucked up dream you have ever had?
mine is when i made salad dressing out of semen

Funny because I was thinking about making a thread like this, mine was diffently one time when I was walking a beach and then some mexicans kidnapped me and cut my legs off, the next day I was crawling to class...funny thing is when I woke up it was a saturday. oOo: That was fucked up for me atleast.

The wierdest one I've had was when I was chased around this house by a huge ass gorilla and I had a shotgun but for some reason, never used it. Prolly because it wouldnt do shit against a huge gorilla in a kids nightmare. oOo:

I had a dream one night about this girl who's my good freind. In the dream we were married and had like a house,kids,the whole nine yards. We were happy and shit. The next day my freind Sean was talking about me and her then said 'you guys are so getting married, I can see it'

I haven't had a dream in about a year...


maybe.....this one where it was like.... the thing/ghost ship/aliens/deep rising all in one....

I wrote it down but paper was burned...

this is the combo dream just a part... was walking in this ship like a row of rooms all old...as in green sewage looking rusted with middle part of ship missing like a garden or something... i was walking down hall.... flash of everything looking normal.. as in like new white walls not green.... then turned back walking fast back the way I came... dead people having sex in rooms....

I wrote the while thing down on paper was like 3-4 pages long front and back... so...

prolly not the weirdiest just the one i remember most.

I was like 12 and fucked Jessica Rabbit and Madonna in a 3-way then i went and chilled with the Ninja Turtles and ate Pizza...WTF oOo:

hmm
 

that i owned alliedassault.com oOo: biggrin:

I should write down my dreams cause some of them are fucking cool. I can't really remember any fucked up ones though. They have all faded.

I do know I've been chased by many different things. Both living and inanament.

dreams can make good books/movies/art peices porn fantasy oOo:

Being in Vietnam...crazy shit I saw

I've fought in Desert Storm,
WWII,
'Nam,
Star Wars,
even swordfighting in a Napoloenic era setting

but for some reason about halfway through the dream my goddamn gun stops killing and I have to bash people's heads in with the back end

I was sucked up into heaven in a dune buggy then span in circles for 69 hours and Jesus was shooting cum into my ass sleeping:

[quote="Sgt Stryker":2d350]but for some reason about halfway through the dream my goddamn gun stops killing and I have to bash people's heads in with the back end[/quote:2d350]
ROFL

probably....my football coach frying the oppents and my whole team eating them...

dreaming about dreaming.

ok i was alsleep i was dreaming about waking up in one of my dreams. in my dream i wake up thinking im not dreaming anymore and i actaully believe im awake. then all of a sudden i woke up from THAT dream. and then i awake up FROM THAT DREAM. when i was really awake i was paranoid as fuck because i still thought i was in a dream, i didnt know whats reality and whats not so i gave myself the "pinch yourself and see if it hurts" test.

crazy shit stupid:

[quote="T.Hunter":f77f7]dreaming about dreaming. waking up in a dream thinking you really did wake up...then you wake up from that dream. crazy shit stupid:[/quote:f77f7]

whoa dude your trippin me out oOo: