Vampire Slayer
 

Did anyone else see that on the fox ten o'clock news?!?

Some dickhole claiming to be a vampire slayer shot a coworker 3 times with a pistol; he later claimed he thought he was a vampire and was trying to kill him. The vampire slayer guy also had a shotgun in his car. The guy who was shot was said to be in critical condition. But they didn't release if he was really a vampire!! HM! heh, happy:

edit: btw, it was at a domino's pizza place. /edit.


I searched through foxnews.com and stuff, but I couldn't find the story, :(.

One of your news whores go find it.

kickass man.. lol

[quote:9b7d0]According to police, the suspect 35-year-old Timothy White told the employees he was a vampire slayer. [/quote:9b7d0]


yup, that is it. heh.

what a dumbas... you can't kill a vampire with bullets... everyone knows that...

if they are wooden bullets doused with holy water you could....

Filled with garlic...

That's be sweet if Blade busted in and started whuppin' ass!

or buffy. cant forger buffy.

I believe that Timothy White is the only true vampire slayer.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":efd5a]I believe that Timothy White is the only true vampire slayer.[/quote:efd5a]

no way, dude, its keanu

[quote=Madmartagen]no way, dude, its keanu[/quote:f9f1b]

Hell no!... its Haim and Feldman in Lost Boys... lol...

All bullshit myths, the only thing that can kill a vampire is silver and sunlight.
Stakes, holy water, crosses, and garlic have no effect. biggrin:

Seriously though there are real vampires... just not in the traditional sense. All those fang wearing goth faggots can burn. There is a real disease that causes a defect in the blood so it can't carry nutrients well(kinda like sickle-cell disease). In the old times this was treated by injecting heathly blood into the person to replace those blood cells that have died. I'm sure now-a-days the disease has been wiped out or is treated medically. Fun stuff to read about though. I still have a book about it somewhere....

yes yes.. we all watch the history channel.

[quote="Neo Nazi Hitler":a7ec3]yes yes.. we all watch the history channel.[/quote:a7ec3]

I never saw it.

[quote=Akuma]I never saw it.[/quote:30b9a]

yeah ya did.