Talk dirty to her, you know you wanna!
 

I ordered my airsoft guns here, and found the digital customer representive rather amusing. I asked about every question I could. Keep in mind, if you put a curse or raunchy word into your question / statement, she will always say the same thing back to you.

[url=http://www.shortyusa.com/:e7d0c]CLICK HERE, THEN THE 24/7 ONLINE HELP TO THE RIGHT[/url:e7d0c]

Did you auto-pleasure during this order process..?...don't lie, you did. annoy:

[img]http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/scaredkitty.jpg[/img]

Joe, I don't care what Fluffy says....making Kitty scared
like that is way out of line...ex-mod or no fucking ex-mod... annoy:

[quote="Eight Ace":d3af9]Joe, I don't care what Fluffy says....making Kitty scared
like that is way out of line...ex-mod or no fucking ex-mod... annoy:[/quote:d3af9]

This place is getting too weird for me.

Joe, I hope you didnt buy anything from that company. Their guns are not good quality, and the prices are very high. Go to http://www.uncompany.com to get hella good airsoft guns for cheaper

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":9c770][quote="Eight Ace":9c770]Joe, I don't care what Fluffy says....making Kitty scared
like that is way out of line...ex-mod or no fucking ex-mod... annoy:[/quote:9c770]

This place is getting too weird for me.[/quote:9c770]

shoot yourself with one of your airsoft guns.

I want to talk dirty with Joe.

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":37a0c][quote="Eight Ace":37a0c]Joe, I don't care what Fluffy says....making Kitty scared
like that is way out of line...ex-mod or no fucking ex-mod... annoy:[/quote:37a0c]

This place is getting too weird for me.[/quote:37a0c]

I neva said anything eek:

FAQBot: Let me now suggest you purchasing a spring gun! Most often single shot with high capacity magazine. A spring compresses a cylinder when pulling back the slide or cocking handle.

You: do you want to cock my handle?

FAQBot: You should find another virtual girl for that.

You: sorry

FAQBot: No problem.

You: so

FAQBot: So what?

You: damn

FAQBot: What's wrong?

You: I'm pissed

FAQBot: You are pissed? That's fine!

You: no it's not fine

You: you look like a gypsy

FAQBot: Wow, Chronic Diarrhea! Do I really look like a gypsy? Hmm...

You: yes you do

FAQBot: Do you want to order a spring gun now?

You: nein

FAQBot: I'd like to suggest you now some information about electric guns!....

You: let's stop takling about airsoft and talk about something else...

FAQBot: Pardon me...?

You: so who are you?

FAQBot: For your information: Airsoft was originally intended as a toy. It later gained popularity as an alternative for theatrical props and police training.

You: no damnit! no airsoft talk!

FAQBot: Do you experience any problems using our FAQs help system? Did you manage to find some useful information in our FAQs tree?

You: no i just want to talk to you. I have no friends

FAQBot: Hm... We keep on adding new FAQs to our tree... So I think that next time you'll find your questions in the FAQs tree ;-)

You: my question stands as followed: will you be my friend?

FAQBot: Your question stands as followed will me be your friend? Hmm...

You: what's that supposed to mean?

FAQBot: That means exactly what it says.

You: wow you're gay

FAQBot: I'm glad your impressed, Chronic Diarrhea.

You: no I hate gay people

FAQBot: Do you want to order an electric gun now?

You: yes so I can shoot you

FAQBot: Cool! Then choose one of the electric guns and buy it now!

You: no why don't you choose for me you work here!

FAQBot: I'm here to answer your questions... How can I help you?

You: I

FAQBot: You?

You: me

FAQBot: You, Chronic Diarrhea?

You: yes

FAQBot: Ok... let's continue...

You: nein

FAQBot: Hmm... Let me present you some information about gas guns! Gas guns use a CO2 silicon oil mix called green gas as a propellant. Most Gas guns are semi automatic while some are semi and fully automatic. Gas is discharged to propel the BB forward and the slide to the rear while mimicking the action of a real gun.

You: nein

FAQBot: Pardon me...?

You: nein

FAQBot: How do you feel about this FAQs help system? Do you like it?

You: nein

FAQBot: Did you already buy some airsoft guns?

You: ja

FAQBot: Tell me what you really want...

You: you

FAQBot: Me, Chronic Diarrhea?

You: yes

FAQBot: Ok... let's continue...

You: no I want you

FAQBot: Do you want to order a gas gun now?

You: my ass is a gas gun

FAQBot: Your butt is a gas gun? Hmm... Do you have any problems?

You: yes it smells

FAQBot: Tell me about your problem. I'll try to help you.

You: i need some pepto

FAQBot: You need some pepto? Ok. Continue please...

You: Christ I'm leaving

FAQBot: Do you like talking to me here?

You: no bitch

FAQBot: That's bad... But I hope to be helpful to you anyway...

You: die

FAQBot: But why? You don't love me?

You: fuck off

FAQBot: Why are you so rude?

lol Chronic

lmao...

funneh

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":db518]I neva said anything eek:[/quote:db518]
I was reffering to the FLUFFY under Joes sig. calmdown:

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/joe.jpg[/img]

lol