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well ive had this cough for about a week and a half so i go to see the doctor today. he informs me i shouldn't have any physical activity for a couple of days and to get plenty of rest. i'm scheduled to work tonight, so I call in to work to tell him I cant come in and he's like "oh thats gonna hurt us, we're doing inventory tonight." fuckin asshole makes me feel guilty. god i hate when people do that shit, no sympathy just concentrated on themselve. /rant

Who cares man.

tell him you have mono.

[quote="Short Hand":40951]tell him you have mono.[/quote:40951]

close but tell him you have mono and he may want to get his wife checked also.

...& children oOo:

Don't say doin' your wife, Don't say doin' your wife, Don't say doin' your wife.....


Doin' your..... son?

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Tell him you have Jason's disease.

bosses are bitches.

except mine

tickle his cornhole

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odd Ive had a cough for abotu 3 weeks. Oh about your boss, walk up ot him and say something to make him feel guilty like. "you know how when I called you the other day saying I was sick and unable to work. Well when you told me you needed me thus making me feel bad, man, I just wanted to flip out and kill you all. I mean seriusly you suck" thatll make him think again, or fire you.

annoy: ....not worth a cunt-full of cold water, imo....