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Nyck 06-24-2004 09:31 AM

Collin Farrell says eat your heart out John Holmes
 
http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/#2

"Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell's first full frontal movie scene has been cut by worried film bosses - after test audiences were transfixed by the size of his manhood. The Phone Booth hunk disrobed for scenes in upcoming drama A Home at the End of the World, but after seeing the stunned reaction of viewers at a recent screening, chiefs decided to chop the naughty images. And the news has been greeted with fury by self-confessed Romeo Farrell, who has demanded the scenes must be included in the DVD release of the film. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, "All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it." Even director Michael Mayer admits, "It was distracting." In the film, Farrell plays a bisexual man caught in a love triangle."




oOo: oOo: oOo:

Maplegyver 06-24-2004 09:34 AM

congarts?

Zoner 06-24-2004 09:40 AM

On the same page:

"Liv Tyler Pregnant"

Coincidence? Yeah, probably.

Nice work, Colin. All us irish descendents have huge wangs. biggrin:

Nyck 06-24-2004 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
On the same page:

"Liv Tyler Pregnant"

Coincidence? Yeah, probably.

Nice work, Colin. All us irish descendents have huge wangs. biggrin:

excuse me maam do you have any Irish in you?


want some?


Oh Snap that line is great eek:

Maplegyver 06-24-2004 09:43 AM

i guess im irish cool:

Nyck 06-24-2004 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maple
i guess im irish cool:

I wish I was Irish and Black...I would own all of your white women

Maplegyver 06-24-2004 09:47 AM

i was actually coling farells nude double i nthat movie. becasue his pen0r was to small so they used my monster c0k

Zoner 06-24-2004 09:58 AM

Did you have to grow the unibrow too, maple...to be truly convincing?

Akuma 06-24-2004 10:03 AM

I'm half Irish.


I guess that explains while half of my cock is huge while the other is tiny and shrivled.

Milla 06-24-2004 10:09 AM

sleeping:

Pyro 06-24-2004 10:11 AM

See Gerard, now you know why I always ask to see yours.

Maplegyver 06-24-2004 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Did you have to grow the unibrow too, maple...to be truly convincing?

yes

geRV 06-24-2004 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
See Gerard, now you know why I always ask to see yours.

eek:

Pyro 06-24-2004 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
See Gerard, now you know why I always ask to see yours.

eek:

rock:

geRV 06-24-2004 12:09 PM

Colin farrell hung likea horse huh, probably the dick on his head thats of any real size.


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