stupidist thing you said/did today
 

so far, nothing for me. how about u?

I said "Yo negro!" to a middle-aged white taxi driver earlier today. oOo:

I dropped my mp3 player after I got off work loney: last time I did that it fucked the harddrive up and I had to replace it. Hopefully its ok.

clicked this thread eek: sleeping: rock:

i asked my gf to move to a more comfortable position, aka sit on my pen0r

my friend said and i quote "Whats today Septober 34th?" i almost started to cry i was laughing so hard.

EDIT: BTW this happened months ago, not today, i just thought it was funny.

I lost like 10 bucks worth of weed.

...erm i mean lolll..-..llipops are tastey don't ya think?
 

I almost said "LOL" on the phone. biggrin:


Jeeeeesuz christycuffs stupid:

I gave a thumbs up over the phone again.

Re: ...erm i mean lolll..-..llipops are tastey don't ya thin
 

[quote="mr.miyagi":36c9d]I almost said "LOL" on the phone. biggrin:


Jeeeeesuz christycuffs stupid:[/quote:36c9d]

OMG ive done that once or twice rock:

I looked at myself in the mirror. Thankfully, I only caught a glimpse before
realizing the momentous mistake I was making, breaking the mirror almost
instantly after...

I dodged a bullet there, gentlemen!

i jacked off for 30 mins after climax

half a gram? wuppty fuckin do, now if it was a O or a QP id mourn for you

erm... Didn't work as a team and got pwned in the paintball match.

Wasn't my team though, was just helping out. Out of like 4 games, I only hit 2 people. Ah well. Then I started to do well in rec. Fun times.. Can't wait for next weekend.

I live in NZ you fucking moron. Obviously it's gonna be a different amount.

and besides, I wasn't looking for you to mourn shit you fucking giant vagina.

It was simply something stupid I did today, but I found it like 10 mins after I posted that post anyways.