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Bucknub 07-29-2004 03:49 PM
morning wood
 
im sure you all get it

It's so inconvienent when taking a piss in the morning. anyway to prevent it?????

Arkan 07-29-2004 03:50 PM
One way to prevent it is to pork your girl in the ass the minute you wake up. Works everytime.

fujimi7su 07-29-2004 03:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
One way to prevent it is to pork your girl in the ass the minute you wake up. Works everytime.
imwithstupid:

guarnere 07-29-2004 03:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
One way to prevent it is to pork your girl in the ass the minute you wake up. Works everytime.
This man speaks nothing but the truth. cool:

fujimi7su 07-29-2004 03:55 PM
well in some cases, you may be "porking" a man in the ass, but its basically the same idea..

Godsmack 07-29-2004 03:57 PM
Re: morning wood
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BucKweEd
im sure you all get it

It's so inconvienent when taking a piss in the morning. anyway to prevent it?????
think about your grandma

fujimi7su 07-29-2004 03:58 PM
Re: morning wood
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by GODSMACK
Quote:
Originally Posted by BucKweEd
im sure you all get it

It's so inconvienent when taking a piss in the morning. anyway to prevent it?????
think about your grandma
that might only add to the problem, only safe bet is porking... lots of porking.

Godsmack 07-29-2004 03:59 PM
Re: morning wood
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by fujimi7su
Quote:
Originally Posted by GODSMACK
Quote:
Originally Posted by BucKweEd
im sure you all get it

It's so inconvienent when taking a piss in the morning. anyway to prevent it?????
think about your grandma
that might only add to the problem, only safe bet is porking... lots of porking.
true true

Fireal 07-29-2004 03:59 PM
I get morning wood every morning, it sucks. I can piss fine with a boner, but its the fact of walking around the house while pitching a tent.

guarnere 07-29-2004 03:59 PM
No, for real...if I get head/sex/whatever the night before...i'll wake up with no problems down stairs... happy:

Quze 07-29-2004 04:00 PM
I usually have fires at night.

BlackJackal 07-29-2004 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fireal
I get morning wood every morning, it sucks. I can piss fine with a boner, but its the fact of walking around the house while pitching a tent.
try one of these 2 remedys of hiding wood:

1. the "stash and dash"

2. the "tuck and duck"

tuck and duck is most effective.

bukdez 07-29-2004 04:05 PM
pee-bones rule...

Proteus 07-29-2004 04:05 PM
I get it if I really have to piss for some reason. Other than that I'm good.

Fireal 07-29-2004 04:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GenBlackJackal
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fireal
I get morning wood every morning, it sucks. I can piss fine with a boner, but its the fact of walking around the house while pitching a tent.
try one of these 2 remedys of hiding wood:

1. the "stash and dash"

2. the "tuck and duck"

tuck and duck is most effective.
Wtf is tuck and duck


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