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Nyck 09-24-2004 12:25 AM

Jesus...
 
whats the difference between jesus christ and a picture of jesus christ...?


It only takes one nail to hang the picture

calmdown: hellfire:

ninty 09-24-2004 12:26 AM

unless its like a lifesize picture that would require more than one nail. and remember you have to find the stud otherwise if the picture is too heavy, the nail won't hold it up. just something to think about.

Quze 09-24-2004 12:26 AM

Cheap shot.

[img]http://www.kein-plan.de/bitte-ziehen-sie-durch/pics/Irakkrieg_-_Iraqi_child_holds_AK-47_rifle_in_front_of_Information_ministery_in_Bagh dad_2003-03-29.jpg[/img]

bukdez 09-24-2004 08:47 AM

bwahahahahaha...

that made my day...

HeadUp 09-24-2004 09:38 AM

i.n.r.i. on top of the cross....i'm nailed right in

Chronic Diarrhea 09-24-2004 09:48 AM

What do a sorority girl and Jesus Christ have in common?

They both got nailed on Friday night.

TonyMontana 09-24-2004 09:49 AM

lol

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 09-24-2004 09:56 AM

u going to hell ni99a

Proteus 09-24-2004 02:37 PM

ha.

Scalping Chief 09-24-2004 02:42 PM

why is jesus no good at hockey?

because he is always nailed to the boards.

Apocalypse | NoW 09-24-2004 02:42 PM

lmao! happy:

gtboys34 09-24-2004 04:12 PM

not funny.

Short Hand 09-24-2004 04:21 PM

Why was jesus so popular with the ladies ?













































BECAUSE he was hung like this.
[img]http://thebearguy.homestead.com/files/dad_with_arms_spread.jpg[/img]

St@tIc 09-24-2004 04:22 PM

yea that one wasnt funny at all

Snuff 09-24-2004 04:23 PM

annoy:


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