Is Santa real?
 

I always have believed in Santa, but everybody in my senior class makes fun of me, and says he is fake. Though, I do not believe this due to all the real Santa sightings out there. Many credible reports have been filed, the most famous being from 83 year old Ronald Edwards of remote Northern North Dakota.


According to Mr.Edwards he was getting ready for bed. He had just put the fire out and had let his dog in out of the terrible cold that was all around. Right as Mr.Edwards laid down he heard a strange noise on the roof. at first he said he thought nothing off it, but then there was a very loud clanking, but not coming from just one thing, but many. He ran out of bed into his living room where he saw Santa laying out gifts and food for Edwards and his dog. Mr.Edwards thanked Santa very much and gave him a bowl of oatmeal. "It was the least I could day", later said Mr.Edwards. Many people say this story is a load of rubbish, but when you hear Ronald Edwards tell it, it is hard to discount.


For more info........

http://www.northpoletimes.com/TopStory.cfm

hopefully santa will answer my prayers and you will become a slave elf that has no access to the internet at all.

slave elfs are sexy. use em as sex slaves. Duke, will you be my sex slave elf?

Santa does not condone such things!

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santa = satan...

Yea - santa's real. A big fat man in a red suit goes all the way around the world on december 25th giving every kid on earth presents in exchange for cookies and milk. oOo:

Sounded plausible to a 5 year old Zoner. I ate that up hook, line & sinker. happy:

haha, well every one did when they're kids, but to believe there's actually a santa at your age duke...that's just crazy.

Duke's special.

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OMG, almost fell out of me chair !! Thanks for the laugh. +1 for you!

the spirit of Santa is in all of us, if you just try to believe

Only one possible flaw in that theory; In Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Finland and lots more, we open our gifts on the night of the 24th... Which is Christmas Eve, the day they should be opened.. oOo:

Right alongside the toothfairy, the easter bunny and God...

You forgot Zoner..