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wintersforge 01-21-2005 01:00 PM

Best bathroom graffiti
 
was pinching a loaf when i saw scrawled on the lower portion of the metal wall "I spank my monkey here during my lunch to relieve stress" underneath was a giant bulbous cock...directly on the other side of me was another cock....i dub them the duelling dicks.... oOo:

-ive been laughing for about 10 minutes...join me... oOo: sleeping:

Zoner 01-21-2005 01:03 PM

[img]http://www.hooloovoo.com/dolenz/images/gallery/mkdj-laugh.jpg[/img]

Scratch this under the message: "I know. I've been filming you."

Milla 01-21-2005 01:06 PM

Re: Best bathroom graffiti
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by wintersforge
was pinching a loaf when i saw scrawled on the lower portion of the metal wall "I spank my monkey here during my lunch to relieve stress" underneath was a giant bulbous cock...directly on the other side of me was another cock....i dub them the duelling dicks.... oOo:

-ive been laughing for about 10 minutes...join me... oOo: sleeping:

Pics?

imported_Grim_Reaper 01-21-2005 01:11 PM

lol nice post.

elitecloud 01-21-2005 01:45 PM

Here i sit all broken hearted

tried to shit but only farted



-- The things you do when you think your not being watched.... oOo: oOo:

Sgt>Stackem 01-21-2005 02:10 PM

ban:

Scalping Chief 01-21-2005 02:11 PM

shitting in public places is oOo: oOo: oOo:

Duke_of_Ray 01-21-2005 02:18 PM

[quote="Scalping Chief":4d0d0]shitting in public places is oOo: oOo: oOo:[/quote:4d0d0]

That is the truth. Home is where the poop is.

JBird 01-21-2005 02:25 PM

[quote:e499d]Home is where the poop is.[/quote:e499d]

isnt that a movie with natalie portman? http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... 5?v=glance

geRV 01-21-2005 02:30 PM

Re: Best bathroom graffiti
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by wintersforge
was pinching a loaf when i saw scrawled on the lower portion of the metal wall "I spank my monkey here during my lunch to relieve stress" underneath was a giant bulbous cock...directly on the other side of me was another cock....i dub them the duelling dicks.... oOo:

-ive been laughing for about 10 minutes...join me... oOo: sleeping:

lol, i remember in my training place in the shitters some onee had written "beware homosexual limbo dancers" on the door and a big arrow pointed to the gap at the bottom where the door ended about a foot from the floor.

eek: stupid:

Duke_of_Ray 01-21-2005 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBird
[quote:59d0e]Home is where the poop is.

isnt that a movie with natalie portman? http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... 5?v=glance[/quote:59d0e]

It's a movie with Terd Mcfurgy. oOo:

Nyck 01-21-2005 02:37 PM

fuck that you pussies...if you have to shit you have to shit...I will shit damn near anywhere..

you fucking pussies will never win a championship if you cant win on the road...anyone can shit with homefield advantage.

Duke_of_Ray 01-21-2005 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
fuck that you pussies...if you have to shit you have to shit...I will shit damn near anywhere..

you fucking pussies will never win a championship if you cant win on the road...anyone can shit with homefield advantage.

I guess I will have to suck it up and deal with it when I get to Basic, but till then no nasty pot is going to touch my booty.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-21-2005 03:23 PM

Here I sit
Broken hearted
I came to shit
but only farted

Scalping Chief 01-21-2005 03:31 PM

Re: Best bathroom graffiti
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:

Originally Posted by wintersforge
was pinching a loaf when i saw scrawled on the lower portion of the metal wall "I spank my monkey here during my lunch to relieve stress" underneath was a giant bulbous cock...directly on the other side of me was another cock....i dub them the duelling dicks.... oOo:

-ive been laughing for about 10 minutes...join me... oOo: sleeping:

lol, i remember in my training place in the shitters some onee had written "beware homosexual lepracon's" on the door and a big arrow pointed to the gap at the bottom where the door ended about a foot from the floor.

eek: stupid:



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