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Nyck 03-01-2005 05:58 PM

Jokes...lets here some new ones
 
Why do white people go to black people's garage sales?


To get their shit back.

geRV 03-01-2005 05:58 PM

Re: Jokes...lets here some new ones
 
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Originally Posted by Nyck
Why do white people go to black people's garage sales?


To get their shit back.

rofl biggrin:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 03-01-2005 06:00 PM

Re: Jokes...lets here some new ones
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Why do white people go to black people's garage sales?


To get their shit back.

ROFL. I only got old ones in my head. spank:

Himmler 03-01-2005 06:01 PM

so i take it we are allowed racial jokes?

...p.s. what did the right nut say to the left nut?

[DAS REICH] Blitz 03-01-2005 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
so i take it we are allowed racial jokes?

...p.s. what did the right nut say to the left nut?

What did he say! dance:

Nyck 03-01-2005 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
so i take it we are allowed racial jokes?

...p.s. what did the right nut say to the left nut?

Its a joke man...I mean for fucks sake I didnt say lets burn a cross and hang some nigras!

thats the fucks wrong with the world today...no one laughs anymore.

Arkan 03-01-2005 06:02 PM

..."Who's the dick in the middle"

Nyck 03-01-2005 06:03 PM

whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus....

only takes one nail to hang the picture

Himmler 03-01-2005 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
so i take it we are allowed racial jokes?

...p.s. what did the right nut say to the left nut?

Its a joke man...I mean for fucks sake I didnt say lets burn a cross and hang some nigras!

thats the fucks wrong with the world today...no one laughs anymore.

lol i wasnt critizizing you, i love racial jokes. they're funny as fuck.

no, you are close arkan but no cigar =).

...dont talk to the guy in the middle hes a dick

[DAS REICH] Blitz 03-01-2005 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus....

only takes one nail to hang the picture

heh. *see's satan's reflection in monitor* hellfire:

geRV 03-01-2005 06:07 PM

Sheriff and his deputy get called to an area in mississippi, when they reach it they find a black guy hanging from a tree a burning cross beside it, 30 bulletholes in the guy and his hands binded behind his back. Deputy asks the sheriff what do you think? Sheriff replies, "worst case of suicide i ever did see".

Boom boom ching oOo:

Nyck 03-01-2005 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Sheriff and his deputy get called to an area in mississippi, when they reach it they find a black guy hanging from a tree a burning cross beside it, 30 bulletholes in the guy and his hands binded behind his back. Deputy asks the sheriff what do you think? Sheriff replies, "worst case of suicide i ever did see".

Boom boom ching oOo:

snap....


why do rednecks love it doggy style....


so they can both watch the nascar race.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 03-01-2005 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Sheriff and his deputy get called to an area in mississippi, when they reach it they find a black guy hanging from a tree a burning cross beside it, 30 bulletholes in the guy and his hands binded behind his back. Deputy asks the sheriff what do you think? Sheriff replies, "worst case of suicide i ever did see".

Boom boom ching oOo:

rofl.

Scalping Chief 03-01-2005 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Sheriff and his deputy get called to an area in mississippi, when they reach it they find a black guy hanging from a tree a burning cross beside it, 30 bulletholes in the guy and his hands binded behind his back. Deputy asks the sheriff what do you think? Sheriff replies, "worst case of suicide i ever did see".

Boom boom ching oOo:

snap....


why do rednecks love it doggy style....


so they can both watch the nascar race.

*Mental Image* offtopic: stupid: spank:

WidowMaker555 03-01-2005 06:18 PM

A man sees President Bush and Donalds Rumifield in a bar.
The Man goes up to them and say, "whats goin' on"?
They say We're planning to start WWIII and kill 140 million muslims.
and A blonde headed woman with big tits?

And the man says why kill the woman with big tits.

Then Preisdent bush says, "see i told you no one would care about kill 140 muslims"


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