Coma Gets Sloiced
 

yep, thats right. I have to go in for a major intestinal surgery at the end of may, doing prelim blood work and other stuff Today.

The fuckin nurse tried to put the IV through my hand at first, and went through the vein oOo: oOo: So then he put it in my arm.

next time chew before you swallow....lol

seriously though: remember to get a sponge bath from a hot hot nurse.

Yikes.

Best of luck, manno.

Yea nurses and IV's don't mix, especially when the nurse putting in the IV is a "Nurse in Training"....then you know they won't do it right the 1st time.

good luck.

Good luck CoMaToSe. If anything happens to you I'll take good care of your sister. beer:

Don't slip into comatose.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e6f33]Good luck CoMaToSe. If anything happens to you I'll take good care of your sister. beer:[/quote:e6f33]

happy: +1

Re: Coma Gets Sloiced
 

Why do you need this surgery ? What's the background and reason for it ?

i thought you had gone goth and were cutting your wrists

I think he swallowed too much semen so it blocked up his intestines. There going ot go in and have the hot nurses lick him clean. now that fucking hardcore, go COMA!!! rock:

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":04034]I think he swallowed too much semen so it blocked up his intestines. There going ot go in and have the hot nurses lick him clean. now that fucking hardcore, go COMA!!! rock:[/quote:04034]
eek: Germany doesnt have hott nurses

[quote=CoMaToSe] eek: Germany doesnt have hott nurses[/quote:e2e9c]

tats news to me

Re: Coma Gets Sloiced
 

gaylord m focker... happy:

but anyways best of luck rock:

Re: Coma Gets Sloiced
 

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[quote="Mr.Buttocks":2d17e]Good luck CoMaToSe. If anything happens to you I'll take good care of your sister. beer:[/quote:2d17e]


can we take turns with his sister you get her on monday and ill take her the rest of the week