what if you were in a zombie scenario?
 

What would you do? where would you go? How would you do it?


This question has come up amongst my friends and i after we watch various cult zombie flicks from the late 20th century and fairly recent ones.

kill em sam fisher style

I had a thread about this a few months back, heh

lest pretend that the zombies evolved since then

I just watched the new dawn of the dead. A mall seems like a could place. I would probably just fucking die though. Im no super man.

poor you loney:

not be like all the careless idiots in the movies and actually setup a defensive position with lots of weapons and kill them all

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has all your answers

sorry, but let the thread continue... I barely remember the last one. Plus, I don't think anyone had a real strategy to go on. Like my buds and I plan to steal a car and drive to my uncle's house where he has a huge cache of weapons. After that, we'd go about town and pick up people that would be of use to us. Mostly people that we know and have various talents, like mild military training and field medical training. Then we'd try to secure a local walmart and shopping center thats a few miles from here. The walmart has everything we'd ever need. Occaisonally, we'd take trips to a army/navy store for various military products and freeze dried rations. We'd park a semi in front of the store like they did in the original dawn of the dead and cement the back door. If we needed to get out, we'd steal a rope ladder from the army/navy store to let ourselves in and out. Sounds fool proof, but if someone wanted to take the walmart from us, we'd probably be fucked.

nail my windows shuit with thick english oak, then nail the insides, barricade the doors and windows, and wait. No use in trying to kill them.

i had a dream about zombies last night. scary shit

knowing I wouldnt last long with the amount of supplies around, Id prolly strap myself with as many explosives as I can. run out in the open and let the fuckers come after me, have a few hundred pile around me, and with my last once of strength go out with a big bang.

or if I have access to a nuclear warhead of some sort. Id shove that in mini van with as many explosives as well and have them all gather around me and then hit the big red button. The should clear up teh situation for a 20 mile radius, give or take

i would do something dumb, i would go to a nuclear power plant steal all the stuff and learn to fly a helifopter and start bombing random cities...

Against all odds, I would happen to stumble upon the secret to killing them all just before they take over the world. I'd probably masturbate within that time period aswell.