The Official Riddle Thread!
 

Ok this can be kick ass if we treat with respect and patience oOo: happy:

Ok i`ll start....

"I dont dont dont dont have to go to the bathroom"

Easy...

Do I? or Dont I?

Re: The Official Riddle Thread!
 

Do

This thread should not not die.

Should it or nay?

ps. pretty sure those arent riddles

Re: The Official Riddle Thread!
 

fine
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

A towel. Do I win anything?

[quote="Cool Fool":a9de4]A towel. Do I win anything?[/quote:a9de4]

Yup

[img]http://heagy.com/photos/blog/big-cookie.jpg[/img]

happy:

whats black and white and red all over ?

Re: The Official Riddle Thread!
 

Another way of thinking about these types of questions is to make equations out of the positive and negative items. Since the entire phrase is dependent on the status of the negations, just apply math to it: twice, both negatives cancel each other out, making the phrase "I have to go to the bathroom".

What did one tampon say to the other tampon ?



Nothing, they are both stuck up cunts.

the answer is "cock robin"....but what is the question?..* dances around playing flute *

A newspaper rock:

[quote="Short Hand":69b5e]What did one tampon say to the other tampon ?



Nothing, they are both stuck up cunts.[/quote:69b5e]

bwahahahahah!!!...

A nun with a spear through her body.

BUHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!11111

heres one!!



whats lazy, wears a sombrero, likes tacos, tequilla and jumping borders AND is outside mowing my lawn?



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