Strong stomachs only
 

Sometimes I think to myself, "WTF is wrong with you Derek?". I can eat the weirdest shit and not feel queezy or sick. Hell, even my shit doesn't get all messed up.

Example: Last night I was sort of hungry and went to the grocery store at 2am. I bought 18 packs of Jell-o chocolate pudding (the box was only $5 for 4.5lbs of pudding...nice deal if you ask me). I ate every single one within 40mins. I don't feel sick at all and my stomach hasn't had any gas movements either.

I sometimes will drink 1 gallon of 2% milk for the hell of it. Nothing goes wrong with me.

I'll eat 4 double cheese burgers from McDonald's and not feel any effects.

Last year, my friend and I had a butter eating contest....10 of those little butter-roll packs all in one pile. I didn't throw up or feel odd. (I have the video on my PC. I should shrink it down later and upload it for you guys lol).

My friend's dad makes the hottest salsa known to man. We were at his house and I had his famous salsa mix. Yeah, of course it was freakin hot and made my eyes cry, but my stomach never felt odd.


Strangest thing is, with all of this terrible eating I do, I hardly ever gain any weight. I'm 6'0'' and weigh 155 which is pretty damn skinny.



Any of you dudes have a stomach made out of iron? What have you all eaten?


EDIT: butter eating video: http://www.derekrohaly.com/videos/butter2.wmv

eat dog shit, and post the vid.

MONSIEUR MANGETOUT

[img]http://www.guinnessattractions.com/Images/worldrecords/omnivore.jpg[/img]

Michael Lotito (b. 1950) of Grenoble, France has eaten metal and glass since 1958. Experts x-rayed his stomach and note his ability to consume 2 lbs (900 g) of metal per day. Since 1966, he has consumed 18 bicycles, 15 shopping carriages, seven television sets, six chandeliers, two beds, a pair of skis, a computer, and a Cessna light aircraft!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito

^^ I bet he ripped his ass hole one too many times ^^

nein I eat taco bell and Im fucked...I love different foods like spicy and shit but then I pay for it.

Re: Strong stomachs only
 

I said the same shit in high school. Just wait, your day will come.

Re: Strong stomachs only
 

cry: cry: cry: cry: cry:

I'm resizing the "butter eating contest" video as I type.


edit: http://www.derekrohaly.com/videos/butter2.wmv

I can eat any spicy food, and I mean ANY. Also, when it comes to fast food/greasy food like pizza, I can eat loads, my stomach will be full, I burp (really long and gross ;p), then I am good to go again.

i drank a bottle of ketchup in a contest.....i won the contest cool: , the other ones didnt even finish....

Oh yeah, well my dad can lift a giant oak tree from its roots and your dad can't!

oh yea, well stfu annoy: ...

my fridn ate a whole stick of butter for the hell of it...man you must have awesome metabolism....i eat like nothing and gain tons of wait just cuz my metabolism sucks, i know plenty of sickeningly skinny people who hit shitloads and never gain anything ...friggin metabolism.

One my my mates once at an owl pellet for $20, for those not fimiliar its this ball of hair and animal bones that owls puke up.

[img]http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/animals/wildbritain/field_guides/images/owl_pellet.jpg[/img]

Haha it was disgusting, you could hear the crunching of the bones and everything. A well earned $20.

I ate a big glop of wasabi for 5 bucks. It was the stupidest 5 dollars I've ever received.

When i'm drunk i'm known for drinking those big bottles of Red Hot. Personally, i think they kill hangovers.