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I got this in an email:




Subject: Monkey & Lizard

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.

The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded
friend."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have
another joint.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going
to get a drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over
and falls in.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him
to the side.

He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,
smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his
mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a
drink from the river, he fell in!

The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into
the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a
joint.

He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"

The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE....... how much water
did you drink?"

ROFL!, thats pretty good. biggrin: +1

lol

heh that was decent

dance: twas good

pretty good.

good joke, like the 800th ive read it (i think cuz of email too).

Im just waiting for tonight.

roflolmao

Worth making an amination film about. It'll be the best stoner movie ever.

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lol, "A monkey is sitting in a tree", looooooooooooooooolololol!!!!!!!!!||

eek:

stackem, did you do something to get that email?
(i want too)