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Tripper 09-09-2005 06:59 PM

Caught Red Handed?
 
My cat caught me jackin off the other day...

Have any of you dudes and dudettes ever been caught out in a sticky situation? Like literally with your pants down....? Or with another lady/dude that you shouldn't be with?

Tell me as I want some stories to thump my love pump too....

Doctor Duffy 09-09-2005 07:01 PM

Ewwww....you were touching you're weenie???? YUUUUUUCCCK.

Tripper 09-09-2005 07:07 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":8bead]Ewwww....you were touching you're weenie???? YUUUUUUCCCK.[/quote:8bead]

Yeh It's a nasty habit you end up with after you go through puberty

p.s hang in there, youll love it wen u cn do it too happy:

Doctor Duffy 09-09-2005 07:09 PM

I just had my first experience. Hold on, Im coming back with pics.

Stammer 09-09-2005 07:15 PM

Nope havn't been caught like that.

Doctor Duffy 09-09-2005 07:16 PM

I got caught with my hand in my pants while on the bed, but never full blown. I tend to be really secretive about it. I dont whip it out just because it happens to be hard.

Stammer 09-09-2005 07:27 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":e6fae]I got caught with my hand in my pants while on the bed, but never full blown. I tend to be really secretive about it. I dont whip it out just because it happens to be hard.[/quote:e6fae]

SELF CONTROL FTWWWWWWWWW

beer:

Arkan 09-09-2005 07:54 PM

LOCT due to hi-jacking and hand jacking.

Milla 09-10-2005 12:33 AM

This thread is to funny to lock arkan ,i just deleted the bull shit.

I got caught getting a BJ with my dog just sitting there staring at me, i was kinda feeling bad at first cause its the family dog, and he was just tainted wathcing me get blown. Than he walked over from the other side of the bed and tried to sniff my penis but my gf shoed him away. rofl, keep this going, its funny.

Madmartagen 09-10-2005 12:36 AM

my sister walked in on me whacking off to some asian pr0n. on my gfs 18th bday, a cop busted us shagging in the back seat of my car. he lectured us and told us to gtfo.

Milla 09-10-2005 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
my sister walked in on me whacking off to some asian pr0n. on my gfs 18th bday, a cop busted us shagging in the back seat of my car. he lectured us and told us to gtfo.

ROFL!

Doctor Duffy 09-10-2005 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
This thread is to funny to lock arkan ,i just deleted the bull shit.

I got caught getting a BJ with my dog just sitting there staring at me, i was kinda feeling bad at first cause its the family dog, and he was just tainted wathcing me get blown. Than he walked over from the other side of the bed and tried to sniff my penis but my gf shoed him away. rofl, keep this going, its funny.

Rolf, my dog does the same. She likes to sleep in my room, and on weekends I usually the start the day off with a bang by wanking it. She stares at me, and sniffs endlessly, trying to get her nose under the covers.

Bullitt 09-10-2005 01:43 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":99f15]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
This thread is to funny to lock arkan ,i just deleted the bull shit.

I got caught getting a BJ with my dog just sitting there staring at me, i was kinda feeling bad at first cause its the family dog, and he was just tainted wathcing me get blown. Than he walked over from the other side of the bed and tried to sniff my penis but my gf shoed him away. rofl, keep this going, its funny.

Rolf, my dog does the same. She likes to sleep in my room, and on weekends I usually the start the day off with a bang by wanking it. She stares at me, and sniffs endlessly, trying to get her nose under the covers.[/quote:99f15]let her you'll enjoy it

Eight Ace 09-10-2005 03:05 AM

[quote=Bullitt]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":f988d
Rolf, my dog does the same. She likes to sleep in my room, and on weekends I usually the start the day off with a bang by wanking it.
She stares at me, and sniffs endlessly, trying to get her nose under the covers.

let her you'll enjoy it[/quote:f988d]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
I'm such a fag when it comes to dogs.

... annoy: ban:

Jakke 09-10-2005 11:24 AM

i've been caught once rock:


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