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Mr.Buttocks 09-15-2005 07:07 AM

The power of a pussy
 
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Inventor fuels car with dead cats


BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- A German inventor has angered animal rights activists with his answer to fighting the soaring cost of fuel -- dead cats.

Christian Koch, 55, from the eastern county of Saxony, told Bild newspaper that his organic diesel fuel -- a homemade blend of garbage, run-over cats and other ingredients -- is a proven alternative to normal consumer diesel.

"I drive my normal diesel-powered car with this mixture," Koch said. "I have gone 170,000 km (106,000 miles) without a problem."

The Web site of Koch's firm, "Alphakat GmbH", says his patented "KDV 500" machine can produce what he calls the "bio-diesel" fuel at about 23 euro cents (30 cents) a liter, which is about one-fifth the price at petrol stations now.

Koch said around 20 dead cats added into the mix could help produce enough fuel to fill up a 50-liter (11 gallon) tank.

But the president of the German Society for the Protection of Animals, Wolfgang Apel, said using dead cats for fuel was illegal.

"There's no danger for cats and dogs in Germany because this practice is outlawed in Germany," Apel told Bild on Wednesday in a story entitled "Can you really make fuel out of cats?"

"We're going to keep an eye on this case," Apel said.[/quote:a6d7d]

Zoner 09-15-2005 07:12 AM

Finally a good use for cats.

CoMaToSe 09-15-2005 07:19 AM

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mR.cLeAn 09-15-2005 08:16 AM

this is some messed up shit ... Now we know what to do with dead cats.

This also means more cats will dissapear ...

Arkan 09-15-2005 09:44 AM

Yes sir, the pussy can do shit that no man can !

Pyro 09-15-2005 09:45 AM

Cats > Dogs

Jimmy Paterson 09-15-2005 10:09 AM

tight man, I fucking hate peta

Sgt>Stackem 09-15-2005 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Cats > Dogs

mark the calender, Pyro and I agree on something!!!!!!

KTOG 09-15-2005 10:39 AM

Cats tounges are too rough to lick the peanut butter off my ding dong.

Akuma 09-15-2005 10:41 AM

I used 400 grit sand paper

Unknown_Sniper 09-15-2005 11:15 AM

easy way to refuel, run over cats bring em home turn em into gas.

Akuma 09-15-2005 11:17 AM

I wonder if it works with people too. happy:

TodzumPapst 09-15-2005 11:36 AM

LOL! @ Animal Activists the_finger:

Tripper 09-15-2005 07:52 PM

lmfao this guy is a genius

09-15-2005 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
I wonder if it works with people too. happy:

lets try it on pyro.


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