so my friend has this disgusting foot odour problem
 

I told him to take his fuckin socks off, but it just doesnt go away, he got kicked out of his house(again) and hasnt showered in a week, and I told him he cant live at my house (again) this is the same friend that I caught masturbating in my room. Since this fuck has been kicked out of his house, he hasnt showered in a godamn week and is stinking up my damn computer chair and bed sheets and just generally my room.

this is unbearable, someone help

here is a picture of his sleezy ass sleeping on my floor after I kicked him off my bed

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here's an idea: kick him out of your house.

murder him in his sleep, and hide the body

Fabreeze him.

[quote="dr nein":20a61]here's an idea: kick him out of your house.[/quote:20a61]he doesnt listen, and I cant just boot him out, he has no where to go, his parents are fucked.

plus this guy has a girlfriend, and I told him to go stay with her, an actual GIRL instead of staying with me, plus he can fuck her anytime he's around her, but would rather be around me. rolleyes:

I told him I leave for work at 7am tomorrow and he has to leave, once he's gone, that'l give me like 2 days of ME TIME, until he invites himself back over again. cuss:

call the cops? i know its a bad thing to do to your friend but what kind of friend invites himself over and lives like that in the first place?

it's not really a situation where I can get the police involved. It's just really annoying that he does this alot. I just wish his parents would smarten up, his family is wealthy too, and he's over here eating my food and shit, he told me that his dad is buying a house for 1.5mill soon, Ive been over to house and his family is loaded.

Throw shit at him. By shit, I mean literal fecal matter.

Should I tea bag him?

if you're really his friend then kicking him out would be good for him.

tell him to take a shower?

spill something on him so he'll be forced to take a shower!

I had a buddy like that once. Lived with me for a month and had the balls to ask for some money back that he lent me earlier. The way i look at it, he still owes me.

Just get him to take a shower, hes your friend, dont throw him out,man. Hes prolly embarassed to have to come to you like this, but if you think he has nowhere else to go then you should be there for him. Give him a towel and let him borrow some clothes.