POOP LOG THREAD
 

So here is how it works... Any time a shit disrupts your browsing of GF1, come to this thread and fill out this form and post it:

Pain/Pleasure Ratio: This is the ratio of pain to pleasure shitting the poop out gave you. Your normal everyday poop would be a 1:1.

Messy Index: This number is the amount of wipes it took to come clean.

Additional Notes: Anything goes here. You might want to mention the time spent on the toilet, or the consistancy of the poop, maybe even any reading material that was involved in said shitting.

I'll start off.
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Pain/Pleasure Ratio: 2:3

Messy Index: 5

Additional Notes: Softer than your average poop, had a mild trailer poop requiring additional pushing which accounted for the not so stellar pain/pleasure ratio. Overall a good experience though, I'd definitly do that one again.

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ibtl

8:1
26
i gave birth to someone who is a member here, +1 to anyone who can figure out who

Pain/Pleasure 2:3

Messy index: this one required a shower afterwards

Came out of nowhere, might have been influenced by this crazy dinner thing I did with some of the ppl at work earlier tonight -- 5 courses and 5 different micro-brews to go with each one...This shit was like 2 mid sized logs...but since I had some girls coming over, i figured itd be a good idea to shower...for some reason I have dingleberry paranoia when in the company of girls

Pain/Pleasure Ratio: 5:5

Messy Index: neat like a choc/peanut-coated anaconda

Additional Notes: Twice around bowl and pointed at both ends...had to have back broken with toilet brush.

[quote="Jin-Roh":dc153]8:1
26
i gave birth to someone who is a member here, +1 to anyone who can figure out who[/quote:dc153]
TGB!!!

Anyway,
1:7
Messy: 10
Notes: Greenish palour with bits of corn, bumpy. Burnt a bit afterward, but felt good to drop. Read "Blood Orange" by Troy Blacklaws

inb4loc

Ratio- 1:1 (normal pewp)
Messy Index: 5 (normal)

description: My god i had no idea a shit so small could smell so god awful. This shit stands out from alot of my others because its size was small but yet its stentch was overpowering. I thank the lord this was done in the serenity of my own bathroom, and not in public.

you are seriously fucking gay. shouldnt you be out drinking and banging some slut, not checking out the thickness and consistancy of some dudes tail he just grew in the toilet. stupid:

Okay, new one
2:1
Very Messy: Half a roll
Not very solid, but very sticky. Kinda brownish/orange. Smelled awful. Not sure I got it all off either oOo:

I just shit you out a moment ago and you're already being a fag about me not wiping you down. You're a big turd, do it yourself.

Down and Back, baby. Down and Back....... dance:

1:2
Nice and clean: only 1 wipe.
Beautiful hue, nice texture and scent. Overall a very high quality dookie.