| Airborne Butters |
11-27-2005 01:45 PM |
You got to learn how to party and to party in moderation.
Last nite I had an excellent party. We started off with a game plan of going to this what was supposed to be somewhat weak party, and then hopfooting it to another party. Needless to say we go to this weak party and there's tons of scene sluts and emo kids. I was there in a trio with my two buddy's as we were downing and pocketing free beer, in the event that we'd at least peace this party with a few beers. As the nite dragged on, least an hour, a few more of my friends showed up and we started taking up more ground. Instead of being jacked in a corner, we were now 7 man strong spreading into the living room where we conquered the couch and took control of the stero n tv. More reinforcments arrived, this time with more beer, then more hot girls showed up. We finally had completed total take over of this party and pushed most of the scene nignogs out the door to the patio. It was a grand celebration of me double fisting beers and people chugging parmesan cheese oOo: Plus I made out with two girls and totally coped a feel on some sluts ass.
The night before, Friday, we ended up going to these frat kids party. I had decided earlier that night to stay sober as a priest, seeing as I ran into 3 checkpoints on the way out there. Still though, being sober didn't stop my fun. The party was already pretty wound up by the time I got there and a game of Beer Pong, turned into the total oblieteration of a porch. It was violent obliteration, just funny as fuck. The owner of the house took an empty keg and literally threw it at a wall putting a huge hole in it. After that another intoxicated gent attempted to jump through a screen only to be totally denied. On his second attempt, he succeded and there was much rejoicing. The party was still raging with a wonderfull bonfire going. Suddenly a worker from Dunkin' Donuts arrived with a literal trash bag of old donuts. As most know, old donuts are not delicious. Instead of eating the donuts, we started a large donut war. Boston Creme,Jelly (of all flavors), Glazed,Choclate and Choclate Glazed flew all over. It was a grand time of deliciousness.
Anyways, like I was saying don't always go out partying or drink tons of the time. You tend to remember the more funny shit when your sober.
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