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Bullitt 11-30-2005 12:08 AM

Just Curious
 
does anybody else hate it when you urinate and it comes out in two streams?

Blase 11-30-2005 12:09 AM

I think this should have a poll.

Nyck 11-30-2005 12:10 AM

Re: Just Curious
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bullitt
does anybody else hate it when you urinate and it comes out in two streams?


Yes...I gave Nicollete Sheridan a Golden Shower a couple weeks back when I left my Maxim on the bathroom floor.

Milla 11-30-2005 12:56 AM

Why does that happen? I fucking hate that shit.

Eight Ace 11-30-2005 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Why does that happen? I fucking hate that shit.

that's bought about by leftover cum in the hogs-eye, usually as a result of self-abuse...
when you change back to standard ammo (ie:urine) the yet to be flushed clean barrel
will spray ever which way but loose 'til you sluice that crusted man juice. kthx

Bean 2 11-30-2005 08:32 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":e4e6c]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Why does that happen? I fucking hate that shit.

that's bought about by leftover cum in the hogs-eye, usually as a result of self-abuse...
when you change back to standard ammo (ie:urine) the yet to be flushed clean barrel
will spray ever which way but loose 'til you sluice that crusted man juice. kthx[/quote:e4e6c]

hahahha holy shit thats hilarious. Yea thats one reason it happens. Also happens in because of morning wood or after ive been laying on my belly for awhile.

Akuma 11-30-2005 08:40 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":890e8]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Why does that happen? I fucking hate that shit.

that's bought about by leftover cum in the hogs-eye, usually as a result of self-abuse...
when you change back to standard ammo (ie:urine) the yet to be flushed clean barrel
will spray ever which way but loose 'til you sluice that crusted man juice. kthx[/quote:890e8]
what he said

Pyro 11-30-2005 09:11 AM

Yeah, it's a bitch.

JBird 11-30-2005 09:20 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":e0658]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Why does that happen? I fucking hate that shit.

that's bought about by leftover cum in the hogs-eye, usually as a result of self-abuse...
when you change back to standard ammo (ie:urine) the yet to be flushed clean barrel
will spray ever which way but loose 'til you sluice that crusted man juice. kthx[/quote:e0658]

^ you need to write a book....always made me fucking rofl you have rock:

Unknown_Sniper 11-30-2005 10:57 AM

pubes. If a stray pube is over the opening it can cause a split in the stream

Zoner 11-30-2005 10:59 AM

Whatever you do, DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!

[img]http://www.fast-rewind.com/ghostbust4.jpg[/img]

Bucknub 11-30-2005 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Whatever you do, DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!

[img]http://www.fast-rewind.com/ghostbust4.jpg[/img]

lol

Colonel 11-30-2005 01:08 PM

Thanks. I needed a good laugh this afternoon. biggrin:

Doctor Duffy 11-30-2005 06:13 PM

You know what I hate? Is when you go into a Japanese resteraunt, and they put the toilet seats down. For christ sake - I went into this place called Kokoro here on Colfax in Denver, and I pissed all over the seat.

Stammer 11-30-2005 06:15 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":07b7f]You know what I hate? Is when you go into a Japanese resteraunt, and they put the toilet seats down. For christ sake - I went into this place called Kokoro here on Colfax in Denver, and I pissed all over the seat.[/quote:07b7f]

Are you blind?


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