29 rules for gamers over 30
 

got this from another forum... I think tis' funny...
29 no no's for gamers over 30


- Participate in LAN parties with minors

- Quit your job to pursue a pro-gaming career

- Start a Star Wars themed PC case mod in the living room

- Ever use the jargon OMG, BBQ and WTF together in the same phrase

- Pirate games - shouldn't you have an income by now?

- Find the idea of teamkilling funny

- Choose a female avatar so that you can try to upskirt her

- Refuse to play games that are rated lower than mature

- Tea-bag a downed opponent in Halo 2

- Play any game with Princess Toadstool in it

- Choose a gamer handle including any form of the words "hell," "killer," "death," or "-inator"

- Yell "pwnt" in a public virtual space

- Play a female character in an MMOG in order to troll for "Crying Game" victims

- Disconnect when losing at Starcraft or any other RTS

- Ninja loot

- Get your gaming news from a print publication

- Replace the letter S with a dollar sign when writing Microsoft, Sony, or PlayStation

- Live in your parents' basement to support a gaming habit

- Break mice in a fit of rage after being served in an FPS game

- Try to win an argument in a gaming forum

- Pretend that movies like Doom and Tomb Raider are anything but crap

- Carry softcore anime porn on your PSP to show the guys at work

- Hadoken someone as a greeting, complete with hand motions and sound effects

- Play competitively against anyone under the age of 10

- Read or write fanfiction

- Yell or type, "Laggg" when losing an online game

- Bogart the controller

- Work at GameStop "just for the discount"

- Type liek JeffK

LOL @ Hadoken

oOo:

lol pretty good

Like I can understand arcades are stuff, but you should be playing online games if your over thirty. I don't really have a reason, I just can't imagine why a person would want to play with children half their age, or even try to communicate with them.

ps, living in the basement was the only funny one. imo

[quote="newt.":711d8]Like I can understand arcades are stuff, but you should be playing online games if your over thirty. I don't really have a reason, I just can't imagine why a person would want to play with children half their age, or even try to communicate with them.[/quote:711d8]

Most have older gaming communities like OTD where the minimum age is like 18 or they have responsible good kids not OMFG FAGGOT FACE HACKER QUEER FUCK YOU NIG!

[quote=Nyck]Most have older gaming communities like OTD where the minimum age is like 18 or they have responsible good kids not OMFG FAGGOT FACE HACKER QUEER FUCK YOU NIG![/quote:b1777]

whats otd? haha when people drop the n bomb in a game, its funny as shit biggrin:

[quote="newt.":adfad][quote=Nyck][quote="newt.":adfad]Like I can understand arcades are stuff, but you should be playing online games if your over thirty. I don't really have a reason, I just can't imagine why a person would want to play with children half their age, or even try to communicate with them.[/quote]

Most have older gaming communities like OTD where the minimum age is like 18 or they have responsible good kids not OMFG FAGGOT FACE HACKER QUEER FUCK YOU NIG![/quote:adfad]

whats otd? [/quote:adfad]

[url="http://www.otd-clan.org/"]http://www.otd-clan.org/[/url]

Clan that Colonel and Stackem are in for example.

OTD = Older than Dirt, we started a clan of "over 40" gamers
I wouldnt allow minors at my LAN parties because they are NOT child friendly

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":9c605]I wouldnt allow minors at my LAN parties because they are NOT child friendly[/quote:9c605]


Neither are pedo's, but in their mind they are.

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilie/shifty%20dog.gif[/img]

almost half the people in my clan are 30+

YOU SAID 30 NO NOS, YOU LIED.

[quote=Nyck]Most have older gaming communities like OTD where the minimum age is like 18 or they have responsible good kids not OMFG FAGGOT FACE HACKER QUEER FUCK YOU NIG![/quote:3ece6]

omg u cheating faggot loser what the fuck how did you know i was there bullshit wallhacker!!!!

roffles to anyone who finds that old cs video ^

[quote=JBird]omg u cheating faggot loser what the fuck how did you know i was there bullshit wallhacker!!!!

roffles to anyone who finds that old cs video ^[/quote:236e8]

pwned.nl ?

naw, thats a clan called owned....


this is a vid from way back, animated short about whiney little bitch noobs who scream out on voice when they get owned.

the kids voice always cracked me up, then the guy screams out

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, NOOB!"

its very old, im sure someone can find it

older men are beautiful people