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Zoner 12-09-2005 11:09 AM

Mariah Carey is a lazy douchebag
 
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005560444,00.html

Just wow. Look at the assistant....she looks like she's having a GREAT time.

oOo:

Mr.Buttocks 12-09-2005 11:10 AM

I'd like Santa to bring me her head on a plate this Christmas.

Mr_Gl@ss 12-09-2005 11:25 AM

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Colonel 12-09-2005 11:28 AM

i've never thought she was attractive, and recently she's looking rather "rode hard and put up wet", but making an assistant do that is pretty low. A skank as well as a scumbag. She should be proud. rolleyes:

Michael 12-09-2005 01:57 PM

all i bothered to look at was the picture. i must say...she is one lazy hoe. she can't sing either calmdown:

JBird 12-09-2005 02:28 PM

that is fucking sickening.


diva whore annoy:

geRV 12-09-2005 02:37 PM

Probably used to guys inserting their wangs into her mouth at random that she sees the straw and expects it to fly into her mouth.

Short Hand 12-09-2005 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M79
all i bothered to look at was the picture. i must say...she is one lazy hoe. she can't sing either calmdown:

Yes she is lazy, but she has one hell of a fucking voice. I do not beleive many people can hit as high as she can.

Michael 12-09-2005 02:39 PM

[quote="Short Hand":48312]
Quote:

Originally Posted by M79
all i bothered to look at was the picture. i must say...she is one lazy hoe. she can't sing either calmdown:

Yes she is lazy, but she has one hell of a fucking voice. I do not beleive many people can hit as high as she can.[/quote:48312]
you mean that, high pitched thing that she does? meh. i'd rather listen to a real vocalist (or used to be anyway) like whitney houston. calmdown:

Stammer 12-09-2005 04:42 PM

who?

Mr.Buttocks 12-09-2005 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
who?


Jim's mom.

Stammer 12-09-2005 04:45 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":4931a]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
who?


Jim's mom.[/quote:4931a]

OHHHHH ok.

Madmartagen 12-09-2005 08:24 PM

id bang her and then tell her that shes stuck up.

Eight Ace 12-09-2005 08:52 PM

Re: Mariah Carey is a lazy douchebag
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Look at the assistant....she looks like she's having a GREAT time.

I read where that same assistant has to prise Mariahs butt-cheeks apart so she can break wind with
less effort....plus she has to sniff it all up if it's a smelly one, which I think is a bit much quite frankly.

Himmler 12-09-2005 09:15 PM

wtf that is so gay


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