Rude wake up call
 

at about 2:45am EST and im nice in warm in my bed sleeping....almost....then some fucking retards decide to set of the fire alarm mad: so i fuck through some warm shit on cuz its like 14 degrees F out with snow and shit. waited outside for about 15 before we got to go to another building to get warm. damn did this piss me off cuss: and i think i know who did it. cept i cant figure out what to do, rat them out and get $100 or cut their throats myself? what you guys think?

Meh, I wouldn't rat them out. My first spring semester somebody would set off the fire alarm at least once a week, and it would always be between 2:00 and 3:00 am. I always hated it too because there was a $150 fine if you didn't exit the building within 2 minutes or something like that, and myself and my roommate would always take at least 1 minute to realize there was a fire alarm, so we would have to run out in 30 degree weather wearing just boxers, t-shirts, and flip-flops just to prevent from giving up money. oOo:

Our guys also shot one of those super roman candles at the dorm building across from us and placed a huge ass black mark on the wall. THAT pissed the residential life office off for sure. Somebody also threw a pack of bottle rockets down the stairwell, sending off several loud ass shots. Fliers swarm the halls the next day threatening to fine everybody in the building $50. Nobody cratted anybody out, and no fines were given out.

If you do rat somebody out, you risk your entire spring semester coming up to be complete hell. If they find out it was you, prepare to be humiliated and/or get the shit kicked out of you. Dorm life is about crazy ass events like that happening and having fun with it. Being labeled a fag and possibly getting fucked up by the entire building isn't really worth $100 IMO.

rat them out

Rat someone out for a measly $100? If it was £1000 maybe, but $100 is fuck all. at the most it'll pay for a semi decent night out.

option 3: deal with it

kill them

Fuck that rat them fuckers out and collect 100 dollars and pass go.

You're in college for fucks sakes they should act like adults, not fucking twats

It is your duty to come up with a really good practical joke that pays them back. Something that is non-harmful but gets thte point across that you don't appreciate having to go out in the cold at 3:00 in the morning.

IE piss in their face while sleeping.


ps. Your fire alarms dont have markers in them? Ours would spray your hand with paint.

we had somone from off campus come into my suit last year and spray an entire fire extinguisher. Not only does that set of fthe alarm but for about 5 mintues you can't see anything, its smells aweful, and it is very hard to clean up.

they have a UV senstive paint, you cant see it all to well but it glows like a mother under a black light, but they didnt pull it, rumor has it they launched bottle rockets down the hall which set them off.. and for those of you who dont think $100 is a lot of money, which in most cases it isnt, wait till you get to college, every penny counts, so $100 with out doing too much work is a good deal

im in college, work, and i dont think $100 is a terribly alot of money. i mean ive been saving up my money this whole year and i have alooooooot more than taht but im not gonna say or anything dude that really isnt a lot of money. unless of course you dont work or anything then $100 probably is a quite a bit of coin for someone

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