Cock block?
 

OK, so I go out tonight & the blonde bish is there, I try & play things smooth but every guy with a dick is trying to pull her so I get my best buddie to go spy on her & see what she's doing.

What's a man meant to do in that situation? You stand by the bar trying to act cool but you aren't pulling a million chix like she's pulling a million guys. But if you go over to her you may have the problem of looking desperate/bothered. At the end of the day the guys got it tough... What's more of a problem is my so called friends.

I hooked up with my best buddy from school a few years ago & we've been clubbing ever since. Before that I was just a noob playing computer games 24/7. Every other kid in town is either a Chav or an emo kid loser so I don't have much to choose from. Unfortunately my best mate is friends with a complete dick from school & tonight was a classic example.

I'm talking to the blonde haired chick & this guy comes out of no-where & starts talking shyt, sabotage tactics, what's a man meant to do? I can't start on him kus he's twice my size so I just stand there looking like a dick. I want to lose him but my best friend is friends with him so it's not exactly easy to lose everyone & start from the beginning.

I've gone out many times by myself & it's kinda scary, you just stand at the bar by yourself looking like a dick. But what the hell am I meant to do if my mates are cock blocking? They aren't exactly mates that's for sure... My other mate came up to another chick I was talking to & started giving her a load of bs trying to flirt with her. WTF! is a man meant to do? Do I ditch these guys & try & go out by myself or what? oOo: I wouldn't do that to them I mean wtf! cuss: cuss: cuss: I need to get out of this place

oh your troubled life calmdown:

bros before hoes or what? oOo:

Fluffy is the man.

Re: Cock block?
 

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":e1ede]WTF! is a man meant to do?[/quote:e1ede]

Knock them out.

[img]http://campkitsch.com/images/designs/originals/cockblock.jpg[/img].. annoy:

Move.

Sounds like you need a wingman, and your stuck in a Maverick, Iceman situation. Be the driver on one of these trips, they start cock blocking, attempt to extract the chick with you and ditch the fuckers. Typically a "never leave a man behind" rule is in effect, but cock blocking and fratracide amongst wingman cannot be condoned.

Another method is to approach a fairly good looking woman who is not actually your intended target. Let them cock block you there whilst you move on to the real objective, and there stuck with the decoy.

Or toss the ball in her court. If your hitting it off and your blocker moves in, excuse yourself politly. "Well, i guess i'll just let you two talk" now pause for a second as you stand up and prep to walk off, (not in a huff, calmly). If you were doing well this new asshat wont stand a chance as hopefully she'll stop you from leaving with the old "wait a second" and she'll blow him off for you. If this works, talk a while longer and then extract her.

what the fuck are you guys talking about, in one simple sentance please?

what does cockblock mean

Your kidding right.?. Isnt it past your bed time little boy?

fuck you, english isnt my first language.

also i hate reading long paragraphs.

cock blocking is when guy 1 approaches a girl he is interested in, and suddenly guy 2 appears and the proceeds to talk to the girl that guy one was already talking with. he may then ask guy 1 about the rash on his dick, or how his gf is or something. Basically blocking the guys attempt at poon

jus when that other dick comes along be like " so, ur herpes gone yet?" or "hows your boyfriend been lately?" or atleast "hows your girlfriend?" then when they deny, tell them denial is a step in the wrong direction.

oh thats retarded.

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