nervous
 

I think someone is in my house, downstairs. I just heard the alarm go off and im nervous to go down and see whats going on. if i die, plz report the police to this post

you have some uber leet guns, bring them with you

i have bolt action rifles, not sufficient enough for close quarters combat.

im going to go downstairs now and maybe the basement

or if you are not b.s.ing us you could call the cops say someone is in your house and you are a rich white kid with lots to lose they will be there instantly, you grab your '98 go downstars and say get the fuck out now!

it could be my mind playing tricks on me. im not calling the cops until im 100% sure.

Im now going down into the basement. Downstairs seems clear

Simo? Simo?? SIMO!!!!!!

hes gone, forever perished from our memories.

Take that capsule of my urine I sent you and throw it on that fuckers face...

dibs on the rifles.

Hey idiot, call the police. Thats what you pay them for, they're here to serve the public.....don't be afraid to call them.

Either that, or go into a flying rage like myself and go downstairs ready to kill someone with your bare hands.

....just don't sit there like a lame duck....do something !!

wtf...DAYLIGHT ROBBERY

My friend was housesitting for another friend, and one day he went over to the house and the window was broken so he went downstairs and found a doped up homeless guy sleeping in a bedroom...so maybe there's just a doped up homeless guy sleeping in your bed simo.

or a gorgeous supermodel that simo is making sweet love to as we speak

BOINK CHICKA BOINK BOINK

Rape the shit outta him. Once you're know as the burgular rapist, no one will fuckw ith your pad again.

lock n load, make his head explode






put a comb in his hands!!!