Alliedassault

Alliedassault (alliedassault.us/index.php)
-   Offtopic (alliedassault.us/forumdisplay.php?f=13)
-   -   The Raelian Message (alliedassault.us/showthread.php?t=50868)

Raelian1 03-04-2006 09:29 AM

The Raelian Message
 
HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.

Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them.


WHAT HAPPENED?

On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.

The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible.

He told Rael that:

"We were the ones who designed all life on earth"
"You mistook us for gods"
"We were at the origin of your main religions"
"Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy"

THE MESSAGES

The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe.

Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation.

And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world.

For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins.

Mr.Buttocks 03-04-2006 09:31 AM

DIE JEW!

Raelian1 03-04-2006 09:41 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ebcd8][color=red][size=7][b]DIE JEW![/b][/size][/color][/quote:ebcd8]

Yet another brilliant post from a brainhole!!!

People who are bigots hate themselves. Look, you obviously have mental issues but they can be addressed by learning about sensual meditation by reading about it at the [url="http://www.rael.org"]http://www.rael.org[/url] website.

Tystnad 03-04-2006 09:55 AM

Wtf? Brainwashed?

Simo Häyhä 03-04-2006 10:00 AM

ib4l

Whatada 03-04-2006 10:33 AM

Yeah and shut the fuck up.

Jesters8 03-04-2006 10:35 AM

I want to believe!

ninty 03-04-2006 10:39 AM

http://archives.cbc.ca/IDCC-1-75-738-43 ... y/cloning/

Dude says he went to a planet 1 light year away. To bad the closest star to our own is 3.8 light years away. Thus there is no planet 1 light year away unless it's orbiting something other than a star, and in that case I doubt it would harbour or be hospitable for life.

Airborne Butters 03-04-2006 10:43 AM

this calls for a "Where's the Asians girls?! I'm drunk!"

Ferich 03-04-2006 11:02 AM

Brainhole? lol

Judas 03-04-2006 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferich
Brainhole? lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjrfOJpK4Zk&search=pixies

Ferich 03-04-2006 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferich
Brainhole? lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjrfOJpK4Zk&search=pixies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpxzoINA ... h=Loverboy

Judas 03-04-2006 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferich
Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferich
Brainhole? lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjrfOJpK4Zk&search=pixies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpxzoINA ... h=Loverboy

ahahh.

Poseidon 03-04-2006 11:45 AM

ban:

tomxtr 03-04-2006 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poseidon
ban:



All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:46 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.