Erection keeps burglar out of jail
 

[quote:51034]Erection keeps burglar out of jail

A German burglar has escaped a prison sentence - because he suffers from a permanent erection.

Maurice Baumann, 32, was sentenced to a year's jail for burgling homes in the British army garrison town of Bielefeld.

But he escaped prison after entering hospital as an "emergency case" for his unrelenting priapism.

After a week's treatment, doctors admitted they were only able to get his manhood down to "half-mast".

Baumann told a court in Bielefeld: "I woke up one morning with a hard-on. I didn't think anything of it - that happens to men a lot. But mine never went down."

A medical report revealed that doctors stuck needles in his manhood for 90 minutes in an attempt to reduce its size. But five minutes later it was erect again.

They also injected medication into it but that didn't help either.

A court ruled that he could stay out of jail while his problem persisted but the chief prosecutor of Bielefeld is not happy.

Harald Krahmoeller said: "Only patients with acute medical problems can stay out of jail and I don't regard him as an acute case. I hope to have him behind bars within two weeks."[/quote:51034]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_17 ... s.quirkies

He's gonna be popular if he goes to prison.

Nickname: Woody.

LOL He is faking it! He is really just a mule for Viagra smugglers but the condom carrying them prob burst.

sounds like he has Tom Sizemore's fake c0k

Permanent hard-on rofl thats awesome.

Sticking needles in it? Medication? What the hell, have the guy blow his load and all will be well.

I remember sometghing like this long ago....

OLD the_finger:

my guess is the cunning bugger has inserted a file into
his hogs eye with a view to some future escape attempt.

lol...at half mast