Stalkers
 

So I'm reading the daily paper..Then an abrupt knock on the door occurs. The first words out of their mouths are "Hi Courtney!" It's two ladies who I've never seen in my life. Turns out they are jehovah witnesses. My mom has taken magazines before from them, which signals them to keep coming back, my mom has been out of the country since november and I live alone. The lady was saying she has been trying alot to get a hold of her. It's strange that this lady knew my name because my mom has actually never even called or talked to a jehovah witness for longer than a minute, all she did was take the magazines to read them. I just called her and asked if she said my name to them, she answered no. It's pretty amazing how creative the jehovah witnesses are. How they got my name, I have no idea. Just a rant. Anyone have strange encounters with jehovah witnesses?

Maybe they can read minds?

fuck them.

i dont answer my door if i see them.

The leading speaker was a young blonde..but had a voice that sounded like a man..

I /spit on them then close the door a yell 15 15 v g v

Re: Stalkers
 

Take a hint from Jasper Carrot and invite them in, it totally confuses them since theyre so used to having doors slammed in their faces. biggrin:

You'll have them smoking dope , drinking beer and swearing inside a half hour.

cool:

our you sure it wasnt a porn scene you downloaded

Would make a good plot though.

I usually use one of the following:

I can't stop i am off to give blood
Sorry got to rush but xmas is coming and i need to get some gifts

or my personal favorite

Witness's!! I didn't know he had an accident is he ok.

They usually take the hint

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":39b1e]I usually use one of the following:

I can't stop i am off to give blood
Sorry got to rush but xmas is coming and i need to get some gifts

or my personal favorite

Witness's!! I didn't know he had an accident is he ok.

They usually take the hint[/quote:39b1e]

Also "please dont knock on my door again else i'll break your legs will also work" biggrin:

my supervisor is a Jehovahs Witness, shes hot. She sits right in front of me and ive never heard her talk about religion during lunch, work etc.

They are a interesting bunch..they believe that 300,000 people (somewhere around that) are able to go into heaven to seek salvation. No idea how they came up with that number because the number doesnt exist in the bible. oOo:

I used to send out my vicious lhasa apso after them.

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"Fucking Jehoves..."