BREASTS CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH
 

BREASTS CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH

Flashing your husband can be dangerous to your health -- and everyone else's.... One woman from Maine found out the hard way. As she dropped her husband off for work, she gave him a kiss, and then, just for luck, she also gave him a quick flash of her breasts.
A passing cabdriver took a look, and then another, and was so intent on looking at the woman's breasts that he lost control of his cab, crashing into a nearby medical building and knocking off a piece of the building -- right onto the woman. Meanwhile, inside the building, a dental technician was cleaning a patients teeth when the cab crashed, and was so startled she jammed the dental pick into a patients mouth -- and he in turn, bit down on her hand so hard that he severed two of her fingers.

"I'm not sure why I did it," the Maine wife said after the incident, "I was really close to the car, so I didn't think anyone would see it."

** cough cough bullshit cough cough **

lol. final destination device oOo:

What is that fapping sound in the background when Sean Connery says "You're the man now, dog!"?

Yup, local news station says nothing about it, and I know it hasnt happened in the past 8 years or I would have heard about it, what living so close to maine and all. I think this myth has been busted.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":1458b]Yup, local news station says nothing about it, and I know it hasnt happened in the past 8 years or I would have heard about it, what living so close to maine and all. I think this myth has been busted.[/quote:1458b]



Maybe this is why wintersfudge is moving there; he's going to solve this case once and for all!!! ed:

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":6efdb]I think this myth has been busted.[/quote:6efdb]

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I like your sig snipper

That show owns

annoy: eek:

lol?

wow. now thats a wife who knows what a man wants..

Hazardous breast= Karma