Originally Posted by ninty

Three hockey fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a
foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They
stopped and discovered a nude female drunk and passed out.

Out of respect for the lady, the Calgary fan took off his cap and
placed it over her right breast.

The Vancouver fan took off his cap and placed it over her left
breast. Following their lead, the Edmonton fan took off his cap and
placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted
his inspection. First, he lifted up the Calgary cap, replaced it,
and wrote down some notes.

Next, he lifted the Vancouver cap, replaced it, and wrote down some
more notes.

The officer then lifted the Edmonton cap, replaced it, then lifted
it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one
last time. The Edmonton fan was getting upset and finally asked,
"What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and
looking, lifting and looking?"

" Well, " said the officer. " I am simply surprised. Normally when I
look under an Edmonton Oilers hat, I find an asshole."





Just kidding. biggrin: ...sort of