Dumpster Divin'
 

so we're doing some spring cleaning here in the west household and the wife decides to dump this big serving tray of easter candy in the trash during cleanup. Afterward shes like where is my watch(her $65-$75 Fossil Watch)

Im like "Did you check the candy tray before you dumped, I saw it in there"

She gets this horrified look on here face and then a sad puppy dog face. loney:

so here I go, walk out to our dumpster where what do ya know, Someone just piled a sh!t ton more trash in it. Im standing on the side trying to find our bag and cant see it. Maybe its on the other side as I go to move a plastic shopping bag that is on top of the lid.

I pull the bag and its upside down un-tied and SUPRISE a facking Country Crock 64 oz tub of fucking deep fryer grease is in it.

It falls 6 ft from the top hits the ground and BOOOOOOOM frickin grease showers me as it sprays back up. pants, shirt, all over my face, in my mouth, all on my glasses and hair.

so by that time I'm like

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But I find the bag and Ta-da there is her watch in the bottom of it.

I = Hero for the day(even if I smell like I just put a double shift in at McDonalds)

hope you get anal

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Lets face it, with your somewhat freaky fascination with cumshots thats probably the closest experience you're gonna have to Peter North doing it to you. happy:

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wouldnt you like to know biggrin:

i hope you get hepatitis

[quote="Crazy Canadian":ebc90]hope you get anal[/quote:ebc90]

thats what i was thinking...she better make upfor that shit

she lost it she should get it

you are her bitch.

[quote=Pyro]thats what i was thinking...she better make upfor that shit

she lost it she should get it

you are her bitch.[/quote:f6700]

Im her Husband, Its what we do. she takes care of me , Kinda like when you get doug another beer and I take care of her

kinda like lifting heavy shit, taking out the trash and killing spiders, it comes with the territory.

[quote=Nyck]Im her Husband, Its what we do. she takes care of me , Kinda like when you get doug another beer and I take care of her

kinda like lifting heavy shit, taking out the trash and killing spiders, it comes with the territory.[/quote:033e4]

searching through the trash to find a watch she stupidly threw away...is different than taking it out.

I hope you show the same coutesy to your kids. If they break something, or throw out something by accident...you either find it...or buy them a new one.

Or wait...maybe they need a life lesson?

[quote="Crazy Canadian":fd642]hope you get anal[/quote:fd642]

That was the 1st fucking thing that crossed my mind.

I'd be like "Honey, i got your watch....now drop your panties and bend over"

difference between breaking something and it getting accidently thrown out. Unlike you oh so perfect speciman of mankind pyro, I'm sure we've all thrown something out in accident.

watch in question

changes from all red background to the hearts

she just got the battery changed a couple weeks ago

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my best duke impression(razor bumps pwn)
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fack yea I'm ripped

Well now you can scrach another item off your lifes to do list.

2925: Cover self in used cooking oil to enjoy french fry smell all month.



also. Big money big money no whammysssss... STOP.

nice find!

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I wouldn't even bother checking the kitchen-tidy if that piece of shit went missing.