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Nyck 05-22-2006 02:03 PM

Bad Santa
 
Pure Gold.

Billy Bob's best performance because he was just being himself.

I was Lawling like smorben when he was passed out in the bed and that fat kid was asking him if he wanted him to fix some sandwiches.

Kid: Should I fix you some sandwiches?
Willie: I don't want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' fucking sandwiches?

Willie: What do you want?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: What the fuck is that?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: Well I heard you. Fraggle-Stick car. Fine.

Mr.Buttocks 05-22-2006 02:06 PM

Has Nyck's account been hacked?

TonyMontana 05-22-2006 02:19 PM

One of the few movies that made me go into a laughing frenzy at many points of the movie. Absolutely hilarious fucking movie. The boxing scene was pure gold.

Nyck 05-22-2006 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
One of the few movies that made me go into a laughing frenzy at many points of the movie. Absolutely hilarious fucking movie. The boxing scene was pure gold.

ahaha ya...I love the way the midget falls like a weeble wobble

http://youtube.com/watch?v=00X1Uq8BN6o& ... ad%20santa

TonyMontana 05-22-2006 02:29 PM

ROFL. still as funny as it is first time i saw it. !! rock:

Jin-Roh 05-22-2006 02:32 PM

like i said ... best movie [ever]. classic scene:

Hindustani Troublemaker: I am not gay!
Willie: What the hell, buddy.
Hindustani Troublemaker: Buddy? I said I am not gay!
Willie: Are you off your fucking meds or something?
Hindustani Troublemaker: Yes. But that isn't what this is about. You're as queer as a ten dollar bill.
Willie: Let me tell you something, motherfucker. My brother lost a goddamn arm fighting you fuckers in Vietnam. So I want you to look at me. I want you to look at my face one last fucking time. This is the last thing your ever gonna see before I...
Hindustani Troublemaker: [grabs Willie and pins him against the car] Elf fucker! Motherfucker. Elf fucker! Who's the bitch now, Santy Claus? Faggy Claus! Faggy...
Kid: Leave Santa alone!
Hindustani Troublemaker: Little boy, don't interfere. I am doing this for all of us.
Kid: Leave Santa alone!
Hindustani Troublemaker: [Willie pulls free. Hindustani Troublemaker turns to leave] Ass clown.

Judas 05-22-2006 02:49 PM

god i hate you people

Nyck 05-22-2006 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
god i hate you people

go ejaculate on your MAC

05-22-2006 03:12 PM

this movie is awesome.

Tripper 05-22-2006 03:17 PM

Bad Santa > Everything.

Simo Häyhä 05-22-2006 05:01 PM

the first movie in years that made my sides hurt from laughing.

Hawke 05-22-2006 05:30 PM

old

RaNgeR 05-22-2006 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawke
old


gtboys34 05-22-2006 09:11 PM

what were the differences between the unrated version and the movie version? I rented the unrated version and assumed that maybe the cursing was the difference..

Nyck 05-22-2006 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by gtboys34
what were the differences between the unrated version and the movie version? I rented the unrated version and assumed that maybe the cursing was the difference..

Possibly a record for a Christmas film, the word "fuck" and its variations are used 147 times while "shit" appears 34 times amid a total of 243 "profanities".

The unrated version of the film furthers the record for the most profanities in a Christmas film, including 170 uses of "fuck", 74 uses of "shit", 31 uses of "ass", 10 uses of "bitch", and 1 use of "bastard", in variable forms.


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