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RaNgeR 06-16-2006 05:14 PM

Storytime from the Mall
 
I know a few of you live in central NY and most likely have been to Carosoul Mall near the city. I was asked by my parents to bring my little sister and her friends to the mall so they could shop and what not and I really didnt have a problem doing this, as I needed to get some new shorts. Anyways, I had totally forgot about this "curfew" at Caro on fridays and Saturdays: Anyone 18 and under needs adult supervision. They have these mall security guards in red jackets guarding all the doors. I had no problem getting in with my sister and her friends; they asked if I was 18 and I said yes. I went to visit my friend working at urban behavior and was waiting around for her to get off her break when my sister called me and told me they were "caught." I went down to pick them up and ask if they wanted to go home or something, and this fat, black, security woman came up to me and started going off. Im not talking about scolding me or anything (even though I did nothing wrong), she was SCREAMING and people were looking. She was up in my face literally pushing me. She screamed "Im throwing you out of here and Im going to try and perma. ban you!!! You arent 18, you dont look 18, you cant be 18, and you know the rules; you know you arent supposed to be here after 4 pm. You are NOT 18, so young...etc etc" I told her to chill out and asked her if she wanted to see me ID. Of course when she saw I was 18 she huffed and walked past me, but running into my shoulder, of course. I was completely baffled. It was weird though because right then a group of like 30 black kids came in and the white security guard was too afraid to ask them for ID, and the black fucking bitch just let them through. I mean, Im not racist or anything...but come on.

CoMaToSe 06-16-2006 05:17 PM

welcome to GF1: nobody cares.

also:
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Originally Posted by RaNgeR
They have these mall security guards in red jackets guarding all the doors.

they must be barely visible with that state of the art camoflage. better not fuck with em oOo:

Jin-Roh 06-16-2006 05:17 PM

To be racially biased means to...

PS: Fuck off, Comatose.

RaNgeR 06-16-2006 05:22 PM

Oh guys, did I tell you that I got a blowjob with a condom on. She didnt want my AIDS. Fucking girls from Syracusibiza.

Art Attack 06-16-2006 05:23 PM

you need to be 18 to be in a mall after 4pm? oOo: oOo:

RaNgeR 06-16-2006 05:24 PM

[quote="Art Attack":067bb]you need to be 18 to be in a mall after 4pm? oOo: oOo:[/quote:067bb]

Yeah..it had a huge gang problem a year or two ago. Anyways, if you dont believe me ask Simo..

Himmler 06-16-2006 05:32 PM

damn that thast pretty gay. i srsly would have yelled at that bitch too

duncey 06-16-2006 05:34 PM

That's pretty amazing how you kept your cool. I woulda flipped out at the bitch. You should've punched her square in the tit.

CoMaToSe 06-16-2006 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by duncey
That's pretty amazing how you kept your cool. I woulda flipped out at the bitch. You should've punched her square in the clit.

better

duncey 06-16-2006 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Quote:

Originally Posted by duncey
That's pretty amazing how you kept your cool. I woulda flipped out at the bitch. You should've punched her square in the clit.

better

That cunt probably doesn't even have a clit, she probably has a gigantic slimey feta cheese-covered dong. spank:

RaNgeR 06-16-2006 05:52 PM

hahahaaa happy:

WidowMaker555 06-16-2006 05:59 PM

You should have stole hey weapon and poked her in the eye

gtboys34 06-16-2006 06:07 PM

tell me when nyck post...

Whatada 06-16-2006 06:09 PM

you should have coaxed her into sucking your dong whilst simultaneously screaming at the top of her ghettolungs.

gtboys34 06-16-2006 06:23 PM

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