I'm the next Jason Arntz for sure.
 

This me in 3 years:

[img]http://www.bodybuilders.com/arntz25.jpg[/img]

... because you know I'm a guy and guys are supposed to be buff and lift weights to impress all the hot babes that walk by.

This is my girlfriend:

[img]http://www.bodybuilders.com/andrulla2.jpg[/img]

The first time we had sex was like the first time I lost my virginity to the jets in the hottub. What a rush! We tried anal, but it's like an autonomic response to flex and my dick just gets eaten up. We'll figure something out soon though. How do you think we became so buff?!



rolleyes:

/endfucktardedness

i like jason's boot/sneaker combo

that chick looks like tyra banks with muscles, i'd bone it!

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":7529d]i like jason's boot/sneaker combo[/quote:7529d]

EEY!

i hope you break your neck.

HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW!

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllwtfllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

mark is a loljew

[img]http://www.spiner.com.br/galeria/albums/userpics/10004/normal_andrulla_blanchette.jpg[/img]

ranger and i retract our previous statements. then again, she may be giving us a little hint biggrin:

LOOKING LIKE A CHICK, BUT SHES PACKING A BIG FLOPPY DICK ed:

[img]http://www.spiner.com.br/galeria/albums/userpics/10004/normal_andrulla_blanchette.jpg[/img]

"hey..u pretty little bitch, stop preening urself and get my fucken dinner on the table right n

*police later inspect perfectly neat cartoon-style silhouette of my shape thru double-brick wall*

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":4b6de]LOOKING LIKE A CHICK, BUT SHES PACKING A BIG FLOPPY DICK ed:[/quote:4b6de]

What do you think she's pointing to? biggrin:

her bandaid

Yes..Im absolutely terrified of that second picture.