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Doctor Duffy 08-10-2006 11:25 PM

Rape
 
My dad met this guy on Craigslist who came over to buy one of the sewing machines we have in the garage. The guy's straight over from Havaa (Africa) and he's fucking huge. I mean, he's like 6'8" (no shit) and has pecks that are fucking massive.

Anyway, he asked me if I played soccer since he said I have the build, as my calf's are pretty muscled up and all cool: . Thing is, I havent played a serious game of soccer in my life, and he said I should get into it because my build is "parfeck!" so he's invited me to play this Sunday. I said yeah, and now I gotta meet him at the park at 5.

I'm bringing a condom just in case, wish me luck dewds loney:

Edit: Havana.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-10-2006 11:37 PM

Your large nose will get in the way of heading, but other than that, have fun taking it in the shitter!

TonyMontana 08-10-2006 11:40 PM

if you havent played by now you are going to get embarrassed by big mongoloid africans

Bucknub 08-10-2006 11:52 PM

take pics

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-11-2006 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
if you havent played by now you are going to get embarrassed by big mongoloid africans

ROFL!!, just dont worry about the ball, as long as you can outrun them moving the ball will be the last of ur worries..

Sgt. Paine 08-11-2006 12:05 AM

get raped and die.

Hawke 08-11-2006 12:07 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":af408]ROFL!!, just dont worry about the ball, as long as you can outrun them moving the ball will be the last of ur worries..[/quote:af408]
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
if you havent played by now you are going to get embarrassed by big mongoloid africans

hake:

Doctor Duffy 08-11-2006 12:15 AM

[quote=Hawke]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":65d5d]ROFL!!, just dont worry about the ball, as long as you can outrun them moving the ball will be the last of ur worries..

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
if you havent played by now you are going to get embarrassed by big mongoloid africans

hake:[/quote:65d5d]

lol, that's what I was thinking, I'm fucked

Madmartagen 08-11-2006 12:17 AM

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Sirus 08-11-2006 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucknub
take pics


Eight Ace 08-11-2006 12:31 AM

well if a stranger is kind enough to compliment you on your curvy legs, the
least you can do is meet up with him at a secluded park to have your fudge
totally packed, particularly when your gentleman caller has already met your father.

Doctor Duffy 08-11-2006 12:36 AM

Roflmao, you make is sound great.

Simo Häyhä 08-11-2006 01:45 AM

quit making threads, gonzo

Mr.Buttocks 08-11-2006 07:56 AM

Re: Rape
 
Duffy is hot for black men.

Sgt>Stackem 08-11-2006 08:09 AM

Africa has AIDS


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