Alliedassault - ALRIGHT YOU TARTS!!

HellO ChapS!

I'm on a cruise ship somewhere in the Eastern Med sea just off the coast of Gibraltar. I'm having an OK time so far just travelling around & working in the boutique store. My manager is a Canuck & he rocks, the girls here are aright, pretty international crew here we have everyone from Australia, USA, South Africa, Romania, Poland & 2 other limey brits. Unfortunately I have to share a room with a twinkle-towed flagrent faggot but hey thats life... I may get used to it one day, but at the moment I'm trying to keep my distance from Captain Fabulous.

Most of the girls are also taken too but that's not gana stop me trying, even if their BFs are officers onboard the_finger:

I'm doing this particular cruise mainly to travel a bit, so far I've been to France, Spain & Portugal but I'll also be going to Italy & Greece. I want to get onto the bigger ships in the Caribbean ASAP like Carnival. The Canuck guy has been in this business 7 years & says it's a great place to go & I should gtfo of this ship kus you can't party here it's too small.

I heard the news, unfortunately that crazy Australian Chap died, the one who tried to feed his child to a killer croc. I always thought the nutter would go through snake bite or croc attack but I heard it was a stingray. I shall miss him on Discovery. Hope everyone is still cool I'd check what posts were on but its about 5 quid a minute on here so I guess it's toodeloo for now.

& ya, save the gay jokes u fkers~! oOo: