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imported_Fluffy_Bunny 10-21-2006 11:47 PM

Post Traumatic Cabin Fever Syndrome
 
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.....................


You may have noticed but I've been on the net quite a bit lately. I have a problem lads & it's called I don't know wtf to do with my life now! I've come back from my little cruise thing & want to go on another but it's proving quite difficult. Whats worse is that all my mates now have girlfriends & no time for moi & all the young ladies from this area have left for uni so all the clubs suck & the weather in England also sucks donkey kok... If I can I'll try & get another job out crusing kus I still want to see the world but hanging around here in the meantime truly sucks!

If I don't go cruising I'm not quite sure what my next move should be. I've graduated from university with a degree in history which means I can prolly get a crappy office job 9-5 in London.

But if I do do that then I can see it as being the end of my fun life forever & after about 5 months of 9-5 in the same office with the same people I may freak out a little. oOo:

I still want to travel & one of the places I really want to check out is the USA. I keep thinking what the UK will be like in the future & I can't say it looks too pretty. The population is exploding with high birth rate & immigration so house prices in the south are ridiculous. We are an island too so there's no escaping that problem as we haven't much room. When the north sea oil fields run out we'll have to import gas from the commies in Russia & taxes will raise even higher. In short I wana get out of here, singing whilst I go, kus there's better prospects heading west!

The problem is how tf do I get all the way to the USA/Canada & get employment & a place to stay? I spose I'll have to get a job here first that can involve me travelling...

Bah, I'm at the point in my life now where the decisions I make can result in what age I retire & what I'll be doing for the next 30 years, quite a daunting prospect. Everything used to be so ordered.

Just my 2p sorry to bore all you chaps!

eeves 10-22-2006 12:09 AM

you can come live with me!

gtboys34 10-22-2006 12:18 AM

Y-Nvest when you can have fluffy Bunny buttsex w/o the rest

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 10-22-2006 12:20 AM

K-Y business solutions

Arch 10-22-2006 12:35 AM

Come to florida by using this:

Disney College Program.

Rated #1 place to get laid, seriously, no b.s it came out on a magazine years back. Vista Way a.k.a Vista lay. Hell i bet even coma and duffy could get laid here.

I fucked a british chick all thanks to the program.



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =Vista+Lay

Simo Häyhä 10-22-2006 12:43 AM

i'll let you sleep in my dorm if you want fluffers. American women will usually fuck anything with an english accent biggrin:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 10-22-2006 12:45 AM

f meh , ur life can be put on hold for 8 grueling hours

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 10-22-2006 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch
Come to florida by using this:

Disney College Program.

Rated #1 place to get laid, seriously, no b.s it came out on a magazine years back. Vista Way a.k.a Vista lay. Hell i bet even coma and duffy could get laid here.

I fucked a british chick all thanks to the program.



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =Vista+Lay

tell me more
edit

nm disney pisses me off too much need a place with clubs!

Simo Häyhä 10-22-2006 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fluffy_Bunny":5a126][quote=Arch]Come to florida by using this:

Disney College Program.

Rated #1 place to get laid, seriously, no b.s it came out on a magazine years back. Vista Way a.k.a Vista lay. Hell i bet even coma and duffy could get laid here.

I fucked a british chick all thanks to the program.



[url="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Vista+Lay
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =Vista+Lay[/url]

tell me more[/quote:5a126]
protip: most students who come back from Vista Way say its fucking slave labor.

Arkan 10-22-2006 01:45 AM

Fluff, i have barely enough time in the day to wipe my ass but......i'd make time to hang out with you and lift you from this rut you're in. Hey, i know this cool joint for hooking up women.......only thing is......most are 30 and older. If you're into the older pussy, drop me a line and we'll hang.

Airborne Butters 10-22-2006 08:14 AM

Move to Florida and pull pussy with your James Bond style looks. I'll come in and scoop up the scraps or friends.

And now I'm sad. cry:

Arch 10-22-2006 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simo Häyhä":a223a][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":a223a][quote=Arch]Come to florida by using this:

Disney College Program.

Rated #1 place to get laid, seriously, no b.s it came out on a magazine years back. Vista Way a.k.a Vista lay. Hell i bet even coma and duffy could get laid here.

I fucked a british chick all thanks to the program.



[url="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Vista+Lay
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =Vista+Lay[/url]

tell me more[/quote:a223a]
protip: most students who come back from Vista Way say its fucking slave labor.[/quote:a223a]

it's so true, lmao, but i don't give a shit, i'm not in the program i just work security there oOo:

Doctor Duffy 10-22-2006 12:34 PM

Come to Denver and we can have wild sex in my basement

Pyro 10-22-2006 04:24 PM

Yeah...im not really looking forward to the second half of my life.

Ferich 10-22-2006 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Yeah...im not really looking forward to the second half of my life.

That's life though - doing shit you might not want to do.


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