Offbeat 'Your momma' jokes
 

okay, this might be fun. Your standard "Your [relative] is so [negative condition] that [hilarious yet unfortunate consequences]", except the last part doesnt have that 'Oh SNAP!' quality, but is rather straightforward.
Example:

"Your brother is so stupid he has to go to a special school and he can't feed himself and sometimes you hear your Dad abusing him at night."

stupid:

Coma, your mother is so fat you use her dick as a hammock.

Please dont tell me you told these jokes to your 'date'.

Your momma is so fat, when she gets in a elevator, she MUST go down

Your momma so fat, that when she was swimming with the whales, the whales started singing "We Are Family"

You're mothers teeth are so yellowish orange from smoking menthols and drinking coffee that she got a job at the Cheeto factory rubbing all the nuggets on her grill to color them and thats why you have internet access and that computer

Your momma is so ugly your grandma fed her with a sling-shot.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":53695]Please dont tell me you told these jokes to your 'date'.[/quote:53695]
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Your momma so fat her blood type is Dolmio!!

I LOLd!

Your mama's so fat she went on a diet.

You're mommas so fat that black guys are into her.

Your Mother is so stupid that when she tried to forward a funny email to your Aunt, she accidentally booked a flight to Florida and ordered a Dell.