Excuse me while i spray my penis
 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061130/od_ ... any_condom

[quote:88ba5]Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.

"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."[/quote:88ba5]




freak:

i usually caulk my penis before sex

Cement works for me. The ladies say the pebbles mixed in really give them a whirl.

i simply rinse out their vaginas with rubbing alcohol after the deed is done. beer:

that would suck to get in the urethra

fuck a condom just wrap a chockybar wrapper round that sucka

empty soda cans are my condom of choice

hollowed out mozzerella stick 4meplz

lol

wouldnt it be easier/safer to just use a condom?

And how will they get the resevoir tip?

It makes a bubble when the deed is done, like chewing gum

cancercock

I just blow in her and 4 months later, I smash a baseball bat into her stomach.

condoms suck! Fortunately there's an easy solution, unless she has aids or some shyt...

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Just stick it in her ass and everybody is safe !