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Forum: Offtopic 12-23-2005, 07:05 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,440
Posted By tomxtr
[quote="Short Hand":fc3d3]YES. DEVELOPE A...

[quote="Short Hand":fc3d3]YES. DEVELOPE A FRIENDSHIP WITH HER CHILD FOR SEX.[/quote:fc3d3]

Yes, I know, very sleazy. I felt bad typing the reply, but how else is he ever going to get laid?
Forum: Offtopic 12-23-2005, 07:01 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,440
Posted By tomxtr
If that's the case, sounds like the deal is...

If that's the case, sounds like the deal is already closed. No woman with kid(s) is going to let you stay at their house unless they are way into you. Listen to Arkan. Any self-respecting mother...
Forum: Offtopic 12-23-2005, 12:46 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,190
Posted By tomxtr
Most states have good samaritan laws in place to...

Most states have good samaritan laws in place to protect rescuers, professional or not, from being sued as a result of their actions. Typically, gross negligence on the part of a rescuer would be...
Forum: Offtopic 12-23-2005, 07:44 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,190
Posted By tomxtr
GG. A lot of people are too scared to get...

GG. A lot of people are too scared to get involved. Kudos. beer:
Forum: Offtopic 12-23-2005, 07:38 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 557
Posted By tomxtr
At least your gauges look good.

At least your gauges look good.
Forum: Offtopic 12-22-2005, 10:38 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 867
Posted By tomxtr
Who the hell would look down at their keyboard...

Who the hell would look down at their keyboard during a game?
Forum: Offtopic 12-22-2005, 10:35 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 829
Posted By tomxtr
That's what makes Xmas fun for me. My boys...

That's what makes Xmas fun for me. My boys (almost 5 and 2) are all jazzed up now. The little one doesn't even know what to expect, he's just enjoying the decorations, tree, etc. At this age...
Forum: Offtopic 12-22-2005, 09:49 PM
Replies: 12,307
Views: 1,574,778
Posted By tomxtr
[quote="Doctor Duffy":41ef3]I dunno, just me or...

[quote="Doctor Duffy":41ef3]I dunno, just me or is there a little of Coleman in there...?

http://myspace-052.vo.llnwd.net/00330/25/01/330891052_l.jpg[/quote:41ef3]

WTF is the over his left...
Forum: Offtopic 12-22-2005, 09:46 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 829
Posted By tomxtr
Re: Christmas Shopping

I was feeling bad for you until you mentioned that you lived at home. Still, pretty shitty that they're sucking you dry. My family has always been just the opposite. They don't ask for shit and...
Forum: Offtopic 12-22-2005, 02:09 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 715
Posted By tomxtr
LOL. I'm always amused at people who think that...

LOL. I'm always amused at people who think that being arrested is some sort of negotiation.
Forum: Offtopic 12-22-2005, 01:07 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 632
Posted By tomxtr
Must not be running Punkbuster. Nyck's under teh...

Must not be running Punkbuster. Nyck's under teh map. cuss:
Forum: Offtopic 12-22-2005, 08:37 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 496
Posted By tomxtr
The marines will love your ass.

The marines will love your ass.
Forum: Offtopic 12-19-2005, 09:31 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 3,831
Posted By tomxtr
http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/images/avatars/...

http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/images/avatars/37036110443a110a207064.gif My God, I've been mind fucked by a simpleton. I've got to go now.

Take it easy Corky, I was just having fun with...
Forum: Offtopic 12-19-2005, 09:18 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 3,831
Posted By tomxtr
The blissful ignorance of a retard is something...

The blissful ignorance of a retard is something to admire. LOL at the fact that you still can't figure out the difference between your and you're. Perhaps you should worry about elementary school...
Forum: Offtopic 12-19-2005, 08:58 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 3,831
Posted By tomxtr
You missed the point you fucking dolt. People...

You missed the point you fucking dolt. People were debating whether there were any good uses for guns and whether gun use by kids was responsible or not. I simply pointed out that guns were less...
Forum: Offtopic 12-19-2005, 08:39 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 3,831
Posted By tomxtr
You missed the point you fucking dolt. People...

You missed the point you fucking dolt. People were debating whether there were any good uses for guns and whether gun use by kids was responsible or not. I simply pointed out that guns were less...
Forum: Offtopic 12-19-2005, 07:21 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 3,831
Posted By tomxtr
Let's agree to disagree on the purpose of a gun,...

Let's agree to disagree on the purpose of a gun, whether it be for self defense or for mayhem. The fact is where children under 10 are concerned, a child is 100 times more likely to die at a friends...
Forum: Offtopic 12-19-2005, 12:22 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 3,831
Posted By tomxtr
I wouldn't encourage my kids to shoot guns, but...

I wouldn't encourage my kids to shoot guns, but to each his own. There are a lot of places in this country at least, where guns are a necessity. In parts of the west, people in remote areas have to...
Forum: Offtopic 12-19-2005, 12:12 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 248
Posted By tomxtr
happy:

happy:
Forum: Offtopic 12-19-2005, 06:44 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,038
Posted By tomxtr
Congrats Bleu. You fucking smoked me. I guess...

Congrats Bleu. You fucking smoked me. I guess when Cooley puts up numbers like that, its just not meant to be. wallbash:
Forum: Offtopic 12-17-2005, 03:12 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,320
Posted By tomxtr
Ask her to shave you. biggrin:

Ask her to shave you. biggrin:
Forum: Offtopic 12-17-2005, 03:09 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 328
Posted By tomxtr
Jakke=Dreadhead

Jakke=Dreadhead
Forum: Offtopic 12-14-2005, 09:37 PM
Replies: 185
Views: 6,710
Posted By tomxtr
[quote="Jimmy Paterson":a3860]happy, i went and...

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":a3860]happy, i went and made a snowman?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b38/ikantspeell/December021.jpg

im 5'10"[/quote:a3860]

That's quite an accomplishment,...
Forum: Offtopic 12-14-2005, 09:30 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 665
Posted By tomxtr
That site is great. I can't walk into any...

That site is great. I can't walk into any client's office without seeing the real deals hanging on the walls. I just chuckle.
Forum: Offtopic 12-14-2005, 09:24 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 665
Posted By tomxtr
http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/pr...

http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/procrastination.jpg
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