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Forum: Offtopic 08-18-2006, 04:50 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 676
Posted By Colonel
Hell explained by chemistry student

I got this in an email today. Whether a true story or not it made me laugh. Sounds like something one of you knuckleheads would write. HAW HAW HAW!!!!



HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT - The...
Forum: Politics, Current Events & History 08-18-2006, 04:42 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,162
Posted By Colonel
Actually, they tried. As best they could anyway....

Actually, they tried. As best they could anyway. They had a plan to attach paper bombs to hot air balloons and then let the jet stream carry them to the US. They had two types. One was an explosive...
Forum: Politics, Current Events & History 08-18-2006, 09:30 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,162
Posted By Colonel
or you could point out that had Dr. Deming...

or you could point out that had Dr. Deming (http://www.lii.net/deming.html) not convinced the Japanese to embrace his quality improvement program they would not be where they are today.
Forum: Offtopic 08-18-2006, 09:23 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,590
Posted By Colonel
Actually, to calculate the true handicap you have...

Actually, to calculate the true handicap you have to figure in the course rating and the Slope (another rating system for the course). The reason for this is that some courses are alot harder than...
Forum: Politics, Current Events & History 08-17-2006, 11:38 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,162
Posted By Colonel
Tripper, sometimes it is too easy to push your...

Tripper, sometimes it is too easy to push your buttons. But fun nevertheless. ;)

I was joking. I think. ... hmmm ... maybe not. I'm not sure. Could be. Maybe.

HAW!! Fact of the matter is I...
Forum: Offtopic 08-16-2006, 07:57 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,129
Posted By Colonel
Very interesting. Good find.

Very interesting. Good find.
Forum: Politics, Current Events & History 08-16-2006, 07:54 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,162
Posted By Colonel
[quote="Eight Ace":7e4f1]...I wonder if they...

[quote="Eight Ace":7e4f1]...I wonder
if they have noticed yet that no-one is foaming at the mouth, no rioters
smashing up property ....[/quote:7e4f1]

I doubt it. This story belongs on the "I...
Forum: Offtopic 08-12-2006, 09:55 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,830
Posted By Colonel
You gotta keep your mind occupied with something....

You gotta keep your mind occupied with something. Replace a bad habit with a good one. i.e. Exercise. Or you could take all of that nervous energy and fill up a ton of sketch books. Publish them. Get...
Forum: Offtopic 08-12-2006, 09:38 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 660
Posted By Colonel
He did an interview on Howard Stern a couple of...

He did an interview on Howard Stern a couple of months ago. (which is why I was wondering about the house. On the show he said he only had 40 days, but that was at least 60 days ago, maybe more.) In...
Forum: Offtopic 08-12-2006, 09:29 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,111
Posted By Colonel
I think the first video was real. It seemed too...

I think the first video was real. It seemed too genuine. All I can say is that if the first one was fake, her acting ability someone deteriorated significantly between the first and second videos.
Forum: Offtopic 08-11-2006, 05:24 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 660
Posted By Colonel
I wonder what happened with his house that was...

I wonder what happened with his house that was being foreclosed on. He was selling t-shirts to raise money. Link - http://getdshirts.com/
Forum: Offtopic 08-11-2006, 01:09 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,111
Posted By Colonel
Funny stuff. To quote the immortal Artie Lange,...

Funny stuff. To quote the immortal Artie Lange, "Waaaaa!"
Forum: Offtopic 08-11-2006, 09:01 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 494
Posted By Colonel
What does a Brazilian redneck say just before he...

What does a Brazilian redneck say just before he dies .... "Hey Luiz, watch this!"
Forum: Politics, Current Events & History 08-11-2006, 08:55 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 781
Posted By Colonel
I flew from Miami to Atlanta last night. All day...

I flew from Miami to Atlanta last night. All day I was hearing that security lines were going to be huge, etc. So, I cancel an appointment to get to the airport 3 hours early. I walk right up to the...
Forum: Offtopic 08-11-2006, 08:40 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 431
Posted By Colonel
HAW! I saw an interview with Stan Lee about this....

HAW! I saw an interview with Stan Lee about this. I didn't realize it was on yet. Stan said the most ridiculous costume was some guy in a thong.

Sounds like a funny show. I'll have to check it out.
Forum: Offtopic 08-07-2006, 03:07 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 841
Posted By Colonel
2 Brothers Die on Same Road, Same Night

This sucks. I feel for their parents.




[quote:90be8]2 Brothers Die on Same Road, Same Night

BUTLER, Pa. — Two brothers were killed in separate motorcycle accidents on the same stretch of...
Forum: Offtopic 08-06-2006, 07:43 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 511
Posted By Colonel
rock:

rock:
Forum: Offtopic 08-06-2006, 04:29 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 857
Posted By Colonel
No, you don't need a license for the gun range....

No, you don't need a license for the gun range. They will rent you a pistol if you don't have one. BTW - I bought my 1911 in Austell. The gun shop I went to is called Hot Shots. It is on Austell Rd....
Forum: Offtopic 08-06-2006, 01:42 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 857
Posted By Colonel
Gun license in Georgia? I've never bought a gun...

Gun license in Georgia? I've never bought a gun like the MP44, but i've never heard of needing a license in Georgia. Not to buy a gun anyway. I know you need one for concealed carry.
Forum: Offtopic 08-06-2006, 10:44 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 857
Posted By Colonel
[quote="Doctor Duffy":845fb]...One of the...

[quote="Doctor Duffy":845fb]...One of the councilors saw me and .. exploded then locked it up in a cabinet and decided to prop up a chair beneath it.[/quote:845fb]

...'cause we all know how...
Forum: Offtopic 08-05-2006, 08:15 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 431
Posted By Colonel
LOL - Until they flashed it on the screen, I...

LOL - Until they flashed it on the screen, I thought they said the name of the first doctor was Dr. Johnson's Swellin'. HAW!
Forum: Offtopic 08-04-2006, 06:39 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,070
Posted By Colonel
Nyck, another benefit of WLM is that it dings you...

Nyck, another benefit of WLM is that it dings you when you have a message - that way I don't have to wait 12 minutes for you to reply to my witty comments!
Forum: Offtopic 08-04-2006, 06:35 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,070
Posted By Colonel
LOL - so is Windows Live Messenger ... but I...

LOL - so is Windows Live Messenger ... but I can't remember how many you can have in a single chat window ... plus I get to send all of my emoticons of perdy girls.
Forum: Offtopic 08-04-2006, 06:28 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,070
Posted By Colonel
OK, I got it working. What the heck good is it? I...

OK, I got it working. What the heck good is it? I use Windows Live Messenger for instant messages. What's the difference? What is the benefit of IRC?
Forum: Offtopic 08-04-2006, 04:34 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,070
Posted By Colonel
OK, maybe I should have phrased this differently....

OK, maybe I should have phrased this differently. I'll try again.


Will one of you nimrods tell me how to set this thing up?

*EDIT* Never mind - I just joined the 5thESB channel using the suto...
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