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Forum: Offtopic 05-19-2007, 10:30 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,051
Posted By TGB!
Your waist. But then your sense of perspective...

Your waist. But then your sense of perspective MUST be shot. . .only way to describe you marrying an unfronzen wolly mammoth and thinking she was "cute".

Quick question, do you wear an oxygen...
Forum: Offtopic 05-19-2007, 09:20 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,051
Posted By TGB!
Mon frer. . .you are the LAST person that should...

Mon frer. . .you are the LAST person that should be remarking about someones fat. . .or did you unbeach that whale of a wife and send her down to get her stomach and mouth stapled shut?[/quote]
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Forum: Offtopic 05-19-2007, 05:59 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,051
Posted By TGB!
Mon frer. . .you are the LAST person that should...

Mon frer. . .you are the LAST person that should be remarking about someones fat. . .or did you unbeach that whale of a wife and send her down to get her stomach and mouth stapled shut?
Forum: Offtopic 05-18-2007, 01:56 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 556
Posted By TGB!
They'll come out with an undetectable mode...

They'll come out with an undetectable mode eventually - along the same lines as the PSP modchip that houses two forms of the firmware.
Forum: Offtopic 05-18-2007, 11:48 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 556
Posted By TGB!
http://my.livecard.net/shinyb/ANDSv2.png ...

http://my.livecard.net/shinyb/ANDSv2.png

http://pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF57013BC-Better_Luck_Next_Time.jpg
Forum: Offtopic 05-17-2007, 04:57 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,051
Posted By TGB!
"Can you understand my chicken snatch"

Just said to me by a 73 year old short, fat female coworker. My dick has gone into a coma. . . loney:
Forum: Offtopic 05-17-2007, 11:37 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,261
Posted By TGB!
[quote:7e8d8]Fire drills are usually conducted...

[quote:7e8d8]Fire drills are usually conducted during school hours AT the school, not a week long class trip. [/quote:7e8d8]

The children are still under the protection of the school. Because you...
Forum: Offtopic 05-17-2007, 12:20 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,261
Posted By TGB!
How is this ANY different than a fire drill? The...

How is this ANY different than a fire drill? The masks may have been over the top, but would the "kids" have believed them otherwise?
Forum: Offtopic 05-11-2007, 05:59 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,198
Posted By TGB!
American's have no reason to "rise up", no matter...

American's have no reason to "rise up", no matter what the protesting shitbags would have you think. There will be no revolution because the MAJORITY of American citizens are fat, well paid, and...
Forum: Offtopic 05-11-2007, 05:57 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 912
Posted By TGB!
Woman Shot By Cop At Gas Station

[url=http://www.nycksuckscock.com:687a7]http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/frontpage[/url:687a7]

[quote:687a7]DETROIT, Michigan (AP) -- A elderly woman was filling her tank at a gas station,...
Forum: Offtopic 05-09-2007, 10:42 PM
Replies: 850
Views: 40,116
Posted By TGB!
First may I say - Nyck sucks. Second - Oh. ...

First may I say - Nyck sucks.

Second - Oh. Emm. Gee.

So - Richards immortal? Well I guess he can't be since he has aged. But he must be quite fucking old.

Ben - oh Ben. We knew you were...
Forum: Offtopic 05-09-2007, 05:45 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 477
Posted By TGB!
My First Motorcycle Mechanics Experience

I posted this in pieces on another website, thinking it would be fun to detail a newbies bike riders mechanic experience, never truly knowing that the end result would turn into some Twilight Zone...
Forum: Offtopic 05-08-2007, 10:04 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,423
Posted By TGB!
Ahh I get it, youre acting like a pissy little...

Ahh I get it, youre acting like a pissy little bitch because Blitz hurt your teams feelings. It all makes sense now.

I can joke about you, because anyone who proclaimes marraige to a woman three...
Forum: Offtopic 05-08-2007, 01:45 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,423
Posted By TGB!
Grow a pair of balls you little man, or get some...

Grow a pair of balls you little man, or get some from your wife. Who the fuck said the Pistons sucked -

Jesus but your a small man - and I say that with all sense of irony; you are feeding the...
Forum: Offtopic 05-07-2007, 11:09 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 528
Posted By TGB!
He lives in Oregon, what do you expect.

He lives in Oregon, what do you expect.
Forum: Offtopic 05-07-2007, 10:38 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,423
Posted By TGB!
how's bibby's swing coming along and Ron Artest's...

how's bibby's swing coming along and Ron Artest's trial?[/quote:6b89d]

Bibby is playing to his career stats and Artest's trial - there isn't one redneck. Is this trailer park you moved to any...
Forum: Offtopic 05-06-2007, 07:49 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 938
Posted By TGB!
Sigh. It's not his looks, or even his interests...

Sigh. It's not his looks, or even his interests that kill it - its his soul crushing lack of fucking CONFIDENCE! I'm gonna go out on a limb and say a little more than the majority here have regular...
Forum: Offtopic 05-06-2007, 07:28 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,423
Posted By TGB!
Congrats. "Your" team won one game in the...

Congrats. "Your" team won one game in the conference semis - yup, you're goin all the way.
Forum: Offtopic 05-04-2007, 10:59 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,423
Posted By TGB!
rolleyes: But I guess you people have to...

rolleyes:

But I guess you people have to have SOMETHING to hang on to.
Forum: Offtopic 05-04-2007, 08:27 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,168
Posted By TGB!
The Greatest Generation beer:

The Greatest Generation

beer:
Forum: Offtopic 05-03-2007, 06:49 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,292
Posted By TGB!
Doesn't have to necessarily be a deal breaker. ....

Doesn't have to necessarily be a deal breaker. . .however generally when I've popped a finger or two in the missus ass, I instinctively wipe my hand on the linens. . .even if no Pudding pops out. ....
Forum: Offtopic 05-03-2007, 05:06 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,292
Posted By TGB!
well guys only have so many orifices so vag is...

well guys only have so many orifices so vag is out of the question[/quote:57d8f]

Yea, I fuck dudes because I'm not as adventurous as you - but the first time I get an inkling to bang a...
Forum: Offtopic 05-03-2007, 09:54 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 471
Posted By TGB!
Radiohead - Talk Show Host. Not bad.

Radiohead - Talk Show Host.

Not bad.
Forum: Offtopic 05-03-2007, 09:30 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,292
Posted By TGB!
After a blowjob. . .sure - after shes been loaded...

After a blowjob. . .sure - after shes been loaded up. . .uhm - maybe. . .but then i prefer to pop a load in the ass anyway. . .
Forum: Offtopic 05-01-2007, 12:24 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 977
Posted By TGB!
NYCK HOME MOVIES!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VJCxvWgwL8
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