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10-31-2002, 10:18 AM
OK, this was what yesterday was like for me....
10:00am woke up
10:02am phoned in sick
10:00am watched some TV (price is right owns!)
11:00am ate some lunch
11:15am sat on toilet and prepared for deployment
11:16am deployed, successfully
11:45am still in bathroom reading an article on how to cook dinner on your engine.
12:01pm coughed up my left lung
1:00pm stripped naked and played vice city
2:45pm coughed up my right kidney
3:58pm sold my kidney on ebay for $4,678
4:20pm well..... do i need to explain?
5:00pm fell asleep on the couch covered with cheetos
11:00pm woke up, scratched my kischkas.
11:05pm browsed these forums
2:45am dozed off, dreaming about spending my kidney money.
the precedeing text is not to be taken seriously.
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