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Von Paulus · 11-29-2002, 01:08 AM

"Men - if you constantly wake up with an erection, you may have to take evasive action. The erection may be caused by the need to urinate. You can overcome this problem by inserting a small plastic tube into your penis and up into your bladder before going to bed at night.
The air line from your fish tank will do fine.
Run the open end of the tube into a plastic bag and secure the bag firmly with a rubber band. Your urine will run straight through from your bladder to the plastic bag. No need to urinate! No erection!
Of course you may end up with a nasty infection in your urethra and bladder from a dirty plastic tube but don't worry. An infected urethra and bladder is very painful and the pain will also help discourage an erection.

A WORD OF CAUTION! Be very discreet when inserting the tube into yourself. If your little brother or sister walks into your room when your shoving the tube up your penis, into your bladder, it will be very difficult to explain to them exactly what you're doing.
Be sure to put the tube back into the fish tank each morning so the fish won't die from lack of oxygen. Good thing those fish don't know where that tube was the night before."

oOo:

So that's how it's done...

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Von Paulus is Offline Senior Member Posts: 1,209 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Victoria, Australia	11-29-2002, 01:08 AM "Men - if you constantly wake up with an erection, you may have to take evasive action. The erection may be caused by the need to urinate. You can overcome this problem by inserting a small plastic tube into your penis and up into your bladder before going to bed at night. The air line from your fish tank will do fine. Run the open end of the tube into a plastic bag and secure the bag firmly with a rubber band. Your urine will run straight through from your bladder to the plastic bag. No need to urinate! No erection! Of course you may end up with a nasty infection in your urethra and bladder from a dirty plastic tube but don't worry. An infected urethra and bladder is very painful and the pain will also help discourage an erection. A WORD OF CAUTION! Be very discreet when inserting the tube into yourself. If your little brother or sister walks into your room when your shoving the tube up your penis, into your bladder, it will be very difficult to explain to them exactly what you're doing. Be sure to put the tube back into the fish tank each morning so the fish won't die from lack of oxygen. Good thing those fish don't know where that tube was the night before." oOo: So that's how it's done...