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Innoxx · 01-16-2003, 10:38 PM

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their
work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to
operate on. Everything inside is numbered."

"I think librarians are the easiest," said the second surgeon.
"When you open them up, all their organs are alphabetically ordered."

The third surgeon said, "I perfer to operate on electricians, all
their organs are color coded."

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They are
heartless, spineless, gutless and their head and ass are interchangeable."

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Innoxx is Offline Senior Member Posts: 8,546 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: I don't know	01-16-2003, 10:38 PM Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered." "I think librarians are the easiest," said the second surgeon. "When you open them up, all their organs are alphabetically ordered." The third surgeon said, "I perfer to operate on electricians, all their organs are color coded." The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They are heartless, spineless, gutless and their head and ass are interchangeable."